$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moNon PatientHiddenMoney is tight but you don't want us to feel alone. Giving us 3 dollars is the new hug!
$5/moNon Hospital AdministratorHiddenYou are vital to our success! To thank you for your contribution we wanna give you a 2 Non Doctors Cartoon Logo sticker and Liz's new album cover MURDER SHEETS sticker
$15/moNon NurseHiddenWithout you the operation can't function! Stickers + tell us what to google. Message us on here and we will do the research you were to lazy to do!
$25/moNon ResidentHiddenYou are almost a doctor!! Means you probably know a thing or two. Pick out your own google and record a "what's your google" section with us (this recording is done virtually and will take 10 min and it will be apart of an upcoming episode) as well as give you everything from the previous tiers!
Google recordings are limited to 10 people
$50/moNon TV DoctorHiddenOk you might not be a Non Doctor but you play a Non Doctor on TV and honestly we think that pays more :P So you get everything from the previous tiers + Liz's two albums and Maria's unreleased stand up set. We want you to feel special, cause you are!
$65/moNon Nurse PractitionerHiddenWe are just two Americans pretending we know what we are doing! Let us help you! Give us any medical or body curious topic (we have the right to veto and discuss til everyone is comfortable with the topic) and we will do a whole episode on it and give you a shout out + everything from previous tiers! + signed copy of Liz's book "Why Cats Are Assholes"
$75/moOfficial Non DoctorHiddenYou did it! You're a non doctor like us! We are almost as proud as your mother! You're one of us! Choose either a signed copy of Liz's book "Why Cat's Are Assholes" or her new t-shirt with her Murder Sheets logo (as seen on http://lizmiele.com under shop) + everything from previous tiers
$100/moNon Trust FundHiddenYou want nothing in return. You are just a person that wants to support us and see us succeed! We appreciate you and will try not to become douche bags because of it!