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May 19
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May 19 0 likes 0 commentsALTS - March 2025 Marvel movies tell us that there are universes that exist in the multiverse where THESE MANGLED HORRIFIC 5SFs are the ones we posted. TWISTED, ALTERNATE versions of My Lettuce Roommate (CLASSIC), Coffee Cringe, (classic), Casted (tbh...classic), and Kafkamaxxing (pretty classic). Article April 10 Public 0 1View 0 comments BTS: March 2026
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Locked Article April 3 $5 tier & up 0 0EARLY ACCESS: KAFKAMAXXING Your "Metamorphosis" this summer will have all the ladybugs sliding into your DMs (Dual mandibles)! Just use promo code FAMOUSNOVELLA and get 20% off your explanation of this joke since it's possible you don't read! Article March 24 Public 0 2EARLY ACCESS: My Lettuce Roommate It's been running for 12 seasons on Paramount+, which is longer than Paramount+ has even existed. After the acquisition of Warner Brothers, there will obviously be spinoffs - My Tomato Landlord, His Beef Co-Worker, The Bun Parents, even Onion Daddy - to create the ultimate team-up of beloved characters known as the Dark Burgerverse. Article March 3 Public 0 2View 0 comments EARLY ACCESS: The Proxy
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Locked Article May 19 $5 tier & up 0 0ALTS - March 2025 Marvel movies tell us that there are universes that exist in the multiverse where THESE MANGLED HORRIFIC 5SFs are the ones we posted. TWISTED, ALTERNATE versions of My Lettuce Roommate (CLASSIC), Coffee Cringe, (classic), Casted (tbh...classic), and Kafkamaxxing (pretty classic). Article April 10 Public 0 1View 0 comments BTS: March 2026
April 3
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Locked Article April 3 $5 tier & up 0 0EARLY ACCESS: KAFKAMAXXING Your "Metamorphosis" this summer will have all the ladybugs sliding into your DMs (Dual mandibles)! Just use promo code FAMOUSNOVELLA and get 20% off your explanation of this joke since it's possible you don't read! Article March 24 Public 0 2EARLY ACCESS: My Lettuce Roommate It's been running for 12 seasons on Paramount+, which is longer than Paramount+ has even existed. After the acquisition of Warner Brothers, there will obviously be spinoffs - My Tomato Landlord, His Beef Co-Worker, The Bun Parents, even Onion Daddy - to create the ultimate team-up of beloved characters known as the Dark Burgerverse. Article March 3 Public 0 2View 0 comments EARLY ACCESS: POLITICS?!
January 19
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