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$5/moVisions of the AbyssHiddenYour financial pledge to sustain my continued, horrid existence will be appreciated in the following ways: At least once weekly uploads of written or visual artistic contentMonthly shout-outsAccess to Ramblings of a MadmanAdvice! (WARNING: acting upon any advice posted here is not advisable, and may, in fact, ruin your life.)My deepest, darkest gratitude
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