Alanda
@AlandaParkerTracked since May 2026
your favorite final girl's favorite final girl.
How Patreon Signal reads this profile
Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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The chart only uses Alanda's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where Alanda ranks
A focused cohort chosen from content relevance, category, audience, pricing, and cadence. Changing the rank metric does not change who belongs in this cohort.
Alanda does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 7 of 9 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Alanda | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 |  Too Scary; Didn't WatchPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 3,463 | Not comparable | Aug 5, 2026 |
| #2 |  The Media KnightsPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 2,450 | Not comparable | Aug 2, 2026 |
| #3 |  Horror Movie Club PodcastPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 678 | Not comparable | Aug 7, 2026 |
| #4 |  Married To FilmPodcastsContent relevance + business context | 118 | Not comparable | Aug 7, 2026 |
| Not ranked | AlandaProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Jul 21, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Alanda; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
Previews available for 35 of 134 posts
Article Latest post$5 tier & upSCREAM TV SERIES: Season 1 Episode 9Yesterday
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