Back to SearchWritingAlpacaLaps

Writing

AlpacaLaps18+

@AlpacaLapsTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 11, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

Save Compare Open on Patreon Is this your Patreon? Connect it

creating Virtual Lap Dances for Virt-A-Mate.

How Patreon Signal reads this profile

Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.

About US$2K using the Aug 11 reference rate. Converted from EUR at the European Central Bank reference rate published for Aug 11.

Paid members

228

−1.9% · 30-day rate from 20 observed days

Total audience

3,488

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

€1.7K

€1.4K–€2.1K modeled range

Starting price

€6/mo

3 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

Patreon is not exposing patron counts by tier for this creator, so this section shows public prices and benefits only.

€0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

€6/moDirectorThis a limited Tier made for my old supporters. You'll have FULL ACCESS to all VaM Lapdances. You will also be able to take part in the creative process, having access to polls and surveys to take on the direction.

€9/moVIPThis Tier gives you FULL ACCESS to the whole Lapdance Content archive that has been published so far in these 5 years (around 25 lapdances for a total of around 2 hours of content).You will also have access to VR Videos and Scripts that sync with your favourite sextoy, although this is still a work in progress (4 VR videos have been released currently)

Growth signals: AlpacaLaps

−1.9%

228 paid members · 30-day rate from 20 observed days

Membership

296262228

May 202616 weeks trackedNow

AlpacaLaps228 members · €1.7K/mo

The chart only uses AlpacaLaps's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Creator comparisons

Where AlpacaLaps ranks

5 creators shown

Compare within

Rank by

Paid members Total audience 30-day member gain Estimated gross

#17 of 9 cohort creators measured

Total audience in Recommended cohort

A focused cohort chosen from content relevance, category, audience, pricing, and cadence. Changing the rank metric does not change who belongs in this cohort.

7 of 9 cohort creators have a measured total audience; the other 2 remain unranked for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows

AlpacaLaps's total audience rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Total audience	Gap vs AlpacaLaps	Freshness
#1	AlpacaLapsProfileWritingTotal audience position in Recommended cohort	3,488	Reference	Aug 11, 2026Stale
#2	RGB Profiles by Alex KrastevWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	2,448	1K fewer	Aug 12, 2026
#3	ymfahWritingContent relevance + business context	2,057	1.4K fewer	Aug 7, 2026Stale
#4	AzealWritingContent relevance + business context	1,881	1.6K fewer	Aug 13, 2026
#5	FF ProductionsVideoContent relevance + business context	1,639	1.8K fewer	Aug 14, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around AlpacaLaps; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

263Profile posts0 postsLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 31 of 263 posts

Article Latest post€6 tier & up14 9 Share Gift Locked

No public preview was captured for this post.

11d ago 0 likes 9 comments

22 2 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article11d ago€6 tier & up 0 2 The Pull (SexDance) VR VIDEOMay 12VideoMay 12€6 tier & up 0 0 VR video (The Pull) almost done!May 12VideoMay 12€6 tier & up 0 0 VR video is in the works butMay 11VideoMay 11€6 tier & up 3 1 The Pull (SexDance) ExtendedMay 10ArticleMay 10€6 tier & up 3 3 A little delayMay 9ArticleMay 9€6 tier & up 3 1 Extended version almost ready!May 5ArticleMay 5€6 tier & up 7 1 Join to unlock 4 6 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article11d ago€6 tier & up 0 6 Scene is almost ready, wanna try it?April 27ArticleApril 27€6 tier & up 7 1 9 12 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article11d ago€6 tier & up 0 12 Join for free 9 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article11d ago€6 tier & up 0 0

Continue your research

Keep AlpacaLaps in context.

Save the creator, add them to a comparison, or return to the exact Explore view you came from.

Save CompareBack to Search Connect Patreon