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Access exclusive content and more, possibly.
$5/mo Tier Hidden Buy us a drink! We're a lot funnier if you do...
Access to exclusive content that may or may not exist someday.
$20/mo Tier Hidden Dinner and a movie! We'll probably loosen up pretty quick...
But let's be honest, "exclusive content and more" is pretty subjective.
What they publish
Recent posts 56 Profile posts 0 posts Last month 50% Members-only
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Article Latest post PublicWhy Atom doesn't haunt Asians. Why Atom doesn't haunt Asians.
20d ago 0 likes 0 commentsWe need your help, it is an emergency. This is really difficult. It's difficult to admit, and it's difficult asking for anything else from you wonderful people, but we are in serious trouble. We are so far underwater right now we don't have any other options. If you can't spare it, share it. Thank you. https://gofund.me/d85af502a Article Nov 2, 2025 Public 0 0Mystery Unboxing #2 We've got mail! Our wonderful Patreon subscribers get to see "WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!" first, exclusively, premiering, sneaky peeky, before ... Article Aug 7, 2025 $2 tier & up 1 3View 0 comments Share Gift access Locked Article 20d ago $2 tier & up 0 0It's happening... B Roll Merchandise is finally arriving. Thanks for your support, and stay tuned for more exciting crapitalism! Article May 22, 2025 Public 0 2View 0 comments 3 Share Gift access Locked Article 20d ago $2 tier & up 0 0