Captain Cabinetz
@CaptainCabinetzTracked since May 2026
Commentary, Reacts & Silly things!.
How Patreon Signal reads this profile
Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.
Where the 67 observed tier members sit
Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
4 paid members · past 30 days
The chart only uses Captain Cabinetz's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where Captain Cabinetz ranks
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Captain Cabinetz | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #2 |  ButterflyLatteNewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 6 | 2 more | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #2 |  The Greater DiscussionsNewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 6 | 2 more | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #4 | Captain CabinetzProfileNewsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | 4 | Reference | Aug 15, 2026Stale |
| #5 |  Bruins Tape to TapeNewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 3 | 1 fewer | Aug 15, 2026 |
| #5 |  sk8torad3NewsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | 3 | 1 fewer | Aug 15, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Captain Cabinetz; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
Previews available for 8 of 4 posts
Article Latest postPublicI Hate Sponsorships, And So Should You.February 3
February 3 0 likes 0 commentsKeep Captain Cabinetz in context.
Save the creator, add them to a comparison, or return to the exact Explore view you came from.