$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moGoblambHiddenYou’re still basically sound asleep, but you’ve taken the first step towards your great awakening: giving Chill Goblin money.
$5/moGoblintelligence AgentHiddenDon't worry, agent- you’ll know what to do when the time is right. Maybe you’ll borrow your friend’s phone, then subscribe to Chill Goblin on all platforms. Walk into a house party, not knowing anyone, and put a playlist of Chill Goblin videos on the big screen TV. Maybe you’re a tattoo artist and you tell someone you’re giving them a phoenix back piece, but really you’re carving a giant Chill Goblin channel QR code into their skin. If you do it right, they won’t know you’ve been sneak-feeding them Chill Pills until it’s too late.
$10/moGAnon: High Level InsiderHiddenNow you’re basically a cowboy, in a white hat, working behind the scenes at your job to, uh… I dunno, I guess it depends on where you work. This is more than I’ve ever paid a creator on Patreon so I assume if you’re giving me $10 a month you probably have a job with some degree of power and access? Wherever it is you’re a high level insider, the important thing is that you’re stealing their secrets and betraying their trust to benefit YouTube's Chill Goblin.
$20/moChilluminati High PriestHiddenNow you’re the eye at the top of the pyramid, working with Chill Goblin to implement the gobalist NWO communist agenda. Please submit compromising footage of yourself for me to use as blackmail material, NO AI (honour system).
$1500/moPeter ThielHiddenIf you give me this amount every month I will abandon my principles and become a shill for your proposed anarcho-capitalist tech lord dystopian dictatorship oligarchical dorkocracy. You won't believe how quickly I can convert to catholicism
