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The Confused Breakfast
@ConfusedBreakfastTracked since May 2026
Observed Aug 4, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
creating a Really Neat Podcast.
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Paid members
228
0.4% · 30 days
Total audience
1,115
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$1.4K
$684–$2.1K modeled range
Starting price
$3/mo
6 membership tiers
Membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$3/moCult ClassicMaybe the critics don't love you, but we do. We will tell all our friends about you every chance we get. We were the first ones to know how cool you were. Don't worry, you will catch on with the rest of the world, eventually.
In this tier, you are just saying that you love us as much as we love you. You enjoy the podcast and want to give us a little monthly boost to keep going. We are so thankful.
$5/moBlockbusterEveryone loves you. The critics and the fans. We especially appreciate what you are doing for us and we won't soon forget. Being a member at this tier is not only general support for our podcast, but you also get access to our bonus content. Typically when the episode ends, we keep chatting about the movie. Sometimes we make fun of ourselves for things we said. Other times, we talk about a few points that we never got to talk about in the actual episode. Or, we discuss another movie that we would want to talk about on a future episode. You will have exclusive access to these bonus recordings. No one else will ever get to hear this exclusive content. At least two bonus content episode will be available each month.Perks: **Access to Bonus Content episodes
$10/moStaff PickNothing is as highly regarded as a 'Staff Pick' is. Sure you can trust the word of mouth of your friends or the fancy writings of a critic, but the opinion and admiration of your local movie store clerk is everything. In this tier among tiers, you are the elite. We worship you. Not only are you supporting our podcast and getting access to the bonus content, but you also get to directly impact the movies we review by voting on upcoming episodes, as well as giving us your modern-day ratings on the movies we have done. Private discord server access is given with this tier. Perks:**Access to Bonus Content episodees**Exclusive monthly vote for a future movie review. **Give us your own modern-day rating of all our movies**Access to our exclusive Discord Server
$25/moLittle Lewbowski Urban AchieversHave you ever wanted to have your name read on air? Have you ever wanted us to read your review or thoughts about a movie? In this tier, you get all the benefits of the previous tiers but you will also be added to a private thread in the Discord channel that is only for members of this tier. There you will be able to submit your ratings, reviews, thoughts, fun facts, etc about our upcoming movies. If any of the hosts decide that it fits into the conversation, they will include on the episode and shout you out. The hosts can also choose to display your content on the Confused Breakfast social media channels. **Please note that it is not guaranteed that your content will be put on air or socials.Also, members of this tier will have first dibs at replacing an executive producer role if a vacancy arises.Perks:**Access to private thread in Discord**Direct link to submit ratings/reviews to consideration on an episode.**Access to Bonus Content episodes**Exclusive monthly vote for a future movie review. **Give us your own modern-day rating of all our movies**Access to our exclusive Discord Server
$100/moExecutive ProducerSome people have reached out and asked how they can be involved with the show, so we came up with the tier of all tiers. Not only are you supporting us immensely, but now you are essentially a direct contributor to the show and will become a known name among our fans. On top of all the perks of the other 3 tiers, you will get to be a member of the team. Once a month, you will get to send us your nostalgia rating and your modern rating, along with your thoughts on the movie and we will ready it on air and shout you out directly. Once every 3 months, you will get to directly choose a movie that we review. Have you wanted us to do your childhood favorite movie, then this is the way to make sure it happens. You also get to skip right to the front of the line and receive your personalized retro package and personalized t-shirt faster. (Fine print: Your movie review selections must be approved by Confused Breakfast. You will need to choose a fairly well-known movie from the 80s, 90s or early 00s, that the hosts have seen.) Perks: **Pick a movie that you would like us to review (every 3 months) **Give us your reviews of a movie to be read on air (every month) **You will be mailed a personalized T-shirt, not for sale to public (3 month member) **Access to Bonus Content after every episode. **Your name listed in the notes of every podcast episode. **Your name listed in the notes of every YouTube video. **Your name mentioned on the podcast episode once a month. **Private access to requ
Growth signals — The Confused Breakfast
+0.4%
Membership228 paid members · past 30 days
235230225
May 202614 weeks trackedNow
The Confused Breakfast228 members · $1.4K/mo
The chart only uses The Confused Breakfast's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Creator comparisons
5 creators shownWhere The Confused Breakfast ranks
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#58 of 9 cohort creators measured
Estimated gross in Recommended cohort
A focused cohort chosen from content relevance, category, audience, pricing, and cadence. Changing the rank metric does not change who belongs in this cohort.
8 of 9 cohort creators have a usable estimated gross; the other 1 remains unranked for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Estimated gross | Gap vs The Confused Breakfast | Freshness |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #3 |  Laser TimePodcastsContent relevance + business context | $3.1K | $1.7K more | Jul 31, 2026 |
| #4 |  Pulp Kitchen PodcastPodcastsContent relevance + business context | $1.7K | $333 more | Aug 3, 2026 |
| #5 | The Confused BreakfastProfilePodcastsEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort | $1.4K | Reference | Aug 4, 2026Stale |
| #6 |  weinberg+PodcastsContent relevance + business context | $961 | $407 fewer | Jul 16, 2026Stale |
| #7 |  AlphaRookiePodcastsContent relevance + business context | $13 | $1.4K fewer | Jul 22, 2026Stale |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around The Confused Breakfast; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
What they publish
Recent posts
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