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Simon Alkenmayer

@CreaturescookbookTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 17, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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creating Audio books, podcasting answering of questions, intervi.

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Paid members
4
0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days
Total audience
32
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$8

$4–$12 modeled range

Starting price
$1/mo
6 membership tiers
Membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moSpec-tatersI made this tier for the random nonsense I might decide to read for fun. The dollar is for my time.
$5/moGremlinIn the Gremlin tier you get access to the audio versions of the two journals “The Creature’s Cookbook” and “Creature’s Cookbook 2: Monster’s Mise en place” and the short stories “Simon’s Snacks”.
$9/moBusy BeeIn this tier you will get access to exclusive spoken content, including the reading of website entries, additional essays, Q&A sessions
$15/moDinner GuestIn this tier you will have access to all the recordings of the books, short stories, website entries, Q&A, but will also be able to shecule a one-on-one discord call, and request that I read something specific for you
$20/moGenerousYou are extremely generous, but please suscribe to the lower tiers so that i can delete this expensive (Patreon suggested) tier. You will still have all the same benefits as the Dinner Guest tier, but really you're paying too much for them
Growth signals — Simon Alkenmayer
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4 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days

Membership
454
May 202616 weeks trackedNow
Simon Alkenmayer4 members · $8/mo

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Simon Alkenmayer's estimated gross rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why includedEstimated grossGap vs Simon AlkenmayerFreshness
#3
A Christian Reads the Tao te ChingPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$17$9 moreAug 17, 2026
#4
AdgePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$16$8 moreAug 17, 2026
#5
CrimeLapse PodcastPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
€12Different currenciesAug 17, 2026
#6
Simon AlkenmayerProfilePodcastsEstimated gross position in Recommended cohort
$8ReferenceAug 17, 2026Stale
#7
Creative Sound LabPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence
$7$1 fewerAug 17, 2026

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What they publish

Recent posts

119Profile posts0 postsLast month91.7%Members-only

Previews available for 25 of 119 posts

Article Latest post$1 tier & upCreaturescookbook

Twin Gangsters, Part 1 Dec 7, 2021

Dec 7, 2021 4 likes 1 comment
CreaturescookbookJanuary 17, 2012 Neighbors Oct 3, 2021ArticleJanuary 17, 2012$1 tier & up 6 3CreaturescookbookCryptic Ep. 4 - The Child of Europe Part 1 Sep 18, 2021ArticleSep 18, 2021$1 tier & up 6 4UpdateSep 8, 2021ArticleSep 8, 2021$1 tier & up 0 0CreaturescookbookThe Pineapple Purloiner of London Proper Aug 22, 2021ArticleAug 22, 2021$1 tier & up 7 3CreaturescookbookCryptic Ep. 3 - A Giant Man-Eating Pineapple? Aug 22, 2021ArticleAug 22, 2021$1 tier & up 9 2CreaturescookbookSimon's Snacks - The Innocents part 2 Aug 15, 2021ArticleAug 15, 2021$1 tier & up 7 3CreaturescookbookTwila The Gurl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampire Ch 11-14 & AnalysisArticleAug 13, 2021$1 tier & up 5 9CreaturescookbookThe Raven by Edgar Allen Poe Aug 11, 2021ArticleAug 11, 2021$1 tier & up 2 1CreaturescookbookTwila The Gurl Who Waz In Luv With a Vampire, Ch 6-10ArticleAug 11, 2021$1 tier & up 9 2Twila The Gurl Who Waz In Luv With a Vampire, Ch 1-5I think this is some of my best work. It's much longer than the other fan fictions, and not for any particular reason except that i borke everything including the internet connectivity of about 2000people with one line..."Hey...are you a bat?"ImageAug 9, 2021Public 0 8CreaturescookbookCryptic Ep. 2 - The Hammersmith Haunting Aug 4, 2021ArticleAug 4, 2021$1 tier & up 6 1
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