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$1/moArizona Ice TeaHiddenThank you for this lovely tip! In return you'll get notifications in your email whenever an update is made, and the knowledge that you've given me an iced tea to feed my addiction. Thank you for your patronage!
$2/moCostco Hotdog and SodaHiddenTechnically the costco hot dog combo is $1.50, but I couldn't think of anything that actively sustains me that costs $2, other than two Arizona ice teas. Thank you for the lunch!! In return you'll get notifications in your email when an update is posted
$5/moFive Dollar FootlongHiddenThank you for your help in keeping the dream alive for giant meat and cheese foodstuffs passed off as "sandwiches." RIP suspiciously cheap footlongs. With your donation, you will get email notifications when there is an update, along with the sound promise that I am definitely not going to just buy 5 Arizona ice teas instead...
$11/moMonthly Sticker DropHiddenNOTE: This is the only tier with physical goods. All other tiers are considered tip jar. USA ONLY!Sticker club consists of one 4 to 5 inch handmade sticker and an extra thick mystery art postcard!Stickers are waterproof and scratchproof, but not sunproofStickers in the sticker club are exclusive to the sticker club only. They will not be for sale elsewhere :3Stickers are shipped out in a stamped envelope between the 3rd - 7th day of the following month you subbed. (Ex: If you subscribed any time in July, you would receive July's sticker in early August)