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$5/moTier 1: The Infallible Den of HusbandryHiddenThere are a lot of dens in the world but there is only one INFALLIBLE DEN OF HUSBANDRY! Welcome to it.
At this tier, you'll get my unwavering gratitude - and if we ever meet in person, you'll recieve a firm handshake with eye contact!... But if you're into more tangible stuff, I've got that for you as well:
How about access to Patreon-only Livestreams!
Exclusive breeding and hatching update videos. This includes an early look at hatchlings and the first chance to buy or be put on a waiting list for upcoming clutches!
Extra videos from The Green Room and maybe some from my travels and such.
You'll occasionally get early access to videos, you'll see exclusive updates, pics, and random videos in the Patreon only feed.
I have some questions I've been wanting to ask, so you'll be able to vote in the polls posted here.
Most of this money will go into video production and snakes, but I'm going to be honest with you - a small portion of it will go toward a fine bottle of scotch.
$15/moTier 2: Guild of HerpetologiciansHiddenIt's like a herpetologist plus a magician! Get it?
This tier brings you everything in the previous tier - NOTE: at this tier, the firm handshake with eye contact is guaranteed to last a minimum of 6 seconds.
You'll also get your name on the mid-video hand-written Patreon scroll of the Green Room Pythons YouTube videos!
After your 2nd month at this level, I'll mail you a Patreon-only sticker pack!
Clearly, this level of herpetology is not for the faint of heart. But I'm confident you can handle it.
$30/moTier 3: Order of the Flaming BeardHiddenIt's a secret society within herpetology, but you've found it! So I guess we have to let you in before you go telling all of Tinley Park about it.
This tier brings you everything in both previous tiers - including that firm handshake that everyone has been looking forward to!
You'll also get an exclusive Green Room Pythons T-shirt in your second month at this tier, so make sure to send me your size. Or maybe you'll get one of my old t-shirts from my drawer - you won't know until the package comes! That's the thing about the Flaming Beard level - ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Could there possibly be any more after all these t-shirt shenanigans? Yes! You'll get special notice/special mention in the increasingly popular mid-video hand-written Patreon scroll each week. What does that even mean??? I guess we'll find out together...
$50/moTier 4: Medusa's HairdresserHiddenThere is no expert snake tamer who can claim to be better at it than Medusa's hairdresser. And this is what you are!
In this tier, you'll be looking straight down the barrel of all the other tier perks but with a couple of notable differences:
That firm handshake we've been talking about? That comes with the standard eye contact PLUS the addition of a shoulder tap.
Your sticker pack and t-shirt (after 2nd month) comes with a surprise bonus. Maybe a prop from a recent video, maybe a plastic plant or a complete snake shed from your favorite GRP resident. You might be able to sway the surprise by telling me what you want, but either way, it will be DELIGHTFUL!
As an elite member of the "Medusa's Hairdresser" tier, you are the pinnacle of Green Room Pythons supporters.