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Grumpy Old Crone

@GrumpyOldCroneTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 5, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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Overweight, Over Fifty and Over-Opinionated!.

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Paid members

484

9% · 30 days

Total audience

1,530

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

£968

£484–£1.5K modeled range

Starting price

£1/mo

5 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

£1/moMildly Annoyed.This is for those who want to support me with just a little bit of something every month, but don't want me to spend it all on biscuits and Pringles at the expense of my health.

£3/moQuite AgitatedFor those who like what I do, but don't want to encourage me too much in case I pull something whilst shouting at the camera.

£5/moGently SeethingThe perfect entry point for those who want to see what else I'm doing behind the scenes, but are not THAT curious, thankyou very much, because £5 is a lot of money! That's a cup of tea and a bun!

£10/moAbsolutely FUMING!!!!!For some inexplicable reason, you like me. You are prepared to part with some hard earned cash in order to see me get very stressed trying to come up with new things to put out in order to justify this large amount of money you are sending me. If you like, I'll get Mr Grumpy Old Crone to record the "Do You Like Small Naughty Donkeys?" song and send it to you. That should put you right off, frankly.

Growth signals — Grumpy Old Crone

+9%

484 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

484444403

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Grumpy Old Crone484 members · £968/mo

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Grumpy Old Crone's total audience rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Total audience	Gap vs Grumpy Old Crone	Freshness
#2	Of Herbs and AltarsWritingContent relevance + business context	2,565	1K more	Aug 2, 2026
#3	Thea GilmoreVideoContent relevance + business context	1,633	103 more	Aug 1, 2026
#4	Grumpy Old CroneProfileVideoTotal audience position in Recommended cohort	1,530	Reference	Aug 5, 2026Stale
#5	Stuart MillardWritingContent relevance + business context	830	700 fewer	Aug 3, 2026
#6	Professor ElementalVideoContent relevance + business context	734	796 fewer	Aug 2, 2026

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104Profile posts3 postsLast month75%Members-only

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Article Latest postPublicSo, You Know I Recorded an Album, Right?

Back in my pre-Grumpy Old Crone days, I made a mini-album (6 tracks). I did it during the early days of Lockdown, as I spontaneously lost all my income and didn't qualify for the government handout for complicated post-divorce reasons.

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