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Hairy Farmpit Girls
@HairyFarmpitGirlsTracked since May 2026
Writing and farm inspiration for the immature at heart.
Paid members227
0.4% past 30 days
Total audience420
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross$1.4K
$681-$2K modeled range
Starting price$3/mo
12 membership tiers
Membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moChickenTV CheerleaderHiddenEvery full trough starts with a single grain. This is our entry level of membership. With it you get to know that you are part of the start of something much bigger. Your monthly donation of $3 is an affordable way to keep us going. You are the ultimate cheerleader!Includes access to ChickAtNite and special birthing events!
$6/moFiber FanaticHiddenAll the same benefits as ChickenTV Cheerleader, but with group art classes and groups where we can just sit on a zoom call and craft and chat with like minded people. We are still working out the details on this so this tier is not fully functional yet but getting there!
$10/moHandful of FeedHiddenWith this level of membership, you will get bragging rights and sweeter dreams, knowing your monthly contribution to the arts side of HFG is keeping the crew fed, one small hand at a time.
$11.11/mo11 Year Anniversary TeirHiddenTo commemorate our 11th year as Hairy Farmpit Girls, the public page, we are releasing this special tier just for shits and giggles!You also get to join our weekly zoom calls with this tier! It's the best!
$20/moMini Pig Door Dash DeliveryHiddenThe pigs each eat about $20 worth of organic minipig food every month. This tier is for those that are able to give a little more, to do so, while also accessing the ability to purchase exclusive merch through this site.
$30/moVincent's Thriller TillersHiddenAll the same benefits as the other tiers, but with this, you will also be getting at least one exclusive story of Vincent/boy goats antics a month that will not be released on social media.
$50/moAndy FanaticsHiddenYou know who you are. You know your wildest fantasies have involved, at one point, the smallest little cornish game cock in all the land. With this tier, you will also get exclusive input into what to name the next stars of ChickenTV as well as any other nameless fluffy that finds its way to the Farmpit Stratosphere. You will get the final say in all future names!
$70/moBrays of Our LivesHiddenA donkey brays at approximately 70 decibels, and at this tier, you will too. Not only will you get all the other benefits, but you will also get a shout out through a monthly social media post, bragging about our sponsors. By real name or business name, you pick!*no hyperlinks to outside pages, though you are welcome to interact as your page on ours.
$100/moDinner with the GirlsHiddenWhoa! Are you sure? Put food directly in the mouths of the two hardest working girls in goat business and join us for a date! Once a month, we will livestream a Sunday Brunch with your exclusive access. The Brunch will be an interactive, walking, talking tour and visit around the Farmpit, where we will answer questions, like with real faces, about any of the stories you had questions about that month, be it crochet, critter, queer or farmy. We will both (Jen has not consented as of this writing but will do what I demand) be here to chat face to face. As availability and wifi reaches, we will also have special member events that may include ChickenTV after dark (AKA ChickAtNite), special birthing events in real time and other things we think you might enjoy as we go along this way.
$500/moA Call from a MomHiddenUmmmm...please rethink this one, unless you are like our moms and we threw the money back to you out of pride, or someone who has way savvier business skills than 2 girls with exploding goats and a tendency to cuss.This one gets one on one phone call, at a reasonable time, with planning and a text first. Or we can video chat. Like, this one, you get monthly access to us and trips through the barnyard at a (reasonable east coast time) whim through real phones or video chats!This tier is also great for budding content creators, makers, and other online businesses that might want a plug from a page of our size. We will "stop by" on your page, and interact, as well as plug your page on a monthly basis. But, within reason, as long as your values of inclusivity and kindness to all things, line up with ours.
$1000/moEllen Deheneres and the Golden EggHiddenPlease do not sign up for this. This is for Ellen. Or someone with those means and that beautiful gay heart. We have nothing that could measure up to this. So, unless you are Ellen, just don't.I'll give my personal phone number so you can text me and get a for sure answer if you are. I will be too overwhelmed to start off any other way. Please don't sign up for this one unless you are married to Portia.
Growth signals — Hairy Farmpit Girls
+0.4%
Membership227 paid members · past 30 days
227225223
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
$1.4K
Estimated grossest. monthly · Low confidence
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May 202624 weeks trackedNow
Hairy Farmpit Girls
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Rank by paid members#2 of 56 behind ABBB
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Next to overtake6members behind ABBB
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ABBBWriting233Unavailable$699 6 ahead2Hairy Farmpit GirlsYouWriting2270.4%$1.4K—
3Hairy Farmpit GirlsYouWriting2270.4%$1.4K—
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