Membership tiers
Where the 273 observed tier members sit $0 54.2% $5 18.7%
Largest observed tier is $0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 148 54.2% of observed tier members
$1/mo A Dabbling of the Toes 18 6.6% of observed tier members
$2/mo Shoes Wet 18 6.6% of observed tier members
$5/mo Soggy Socks 51 18.7% of observed tier members
$10/mo Rolled-Up Trouser Legs 26 9.5% of observed tier members
$50/mo Flood tanks! Dive! Dive! Dive! 7 2.6% of observed tier members
$100/mo Crush Depth 5 1.8% of observed tier members
What they publish
Recent posts 341 Profile posts 1 post Last month 66.7% Members-only
9 of 341 previews capturedCaptured 9 distinct previews versus 341 public posts, with 7 rows in the latest crawl.
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20/10/2024 0 likes 0 commentsInterludes with the Gunwright: The Whole Damn Thing RIghty, my monthly catch-up. What's been happening? Well, work on the Atomfall game continues. The core game is at the polishing stage and Article 20/10/2024 $1 tier & up 0 0View 0 comments Update 31/05/2026
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Locked Article 31/05/2026 $1 tier & up 0 0The Secret of My Process... No, no, don't run for the doors, I haven't finished yet. What I was about to say is that I have several. ... Article Yesterday at Jun 1 crawl $1 tier & up 3 2Update 30/04/2026 Well, what an interesting month it's been. Atomfall won an actual gosh-darned BAFTA for being awesomest British game (which it was). As mentioned previously, we're all a bit boggled it didn't even get nominated for the Narrative award when its narrative is exactly what makes it stand out, but such are the inexplicable workings of BAFTA committees. Article April 30 $1 tier & up 10 1Well? ARE They? Well? ARE They? April 28 Article April 28 Public 0 0Well, That's Nice Just a quick note to say that our game Atomfall just won the BAFTA for Best British Game. I am really quite giddy at the moment, and I haven't even started drinking yet. I now intend to introduce myself in every conversation as long as I live with, "Hi! I'm Jonathan Principal-Writer-on-the-BAFTA-award-winning-Atomfall Howard. How do you do?" Image April 17 Public 0 11Update 01/04/2026 Well, my hilarious April Oneth's gag is that it's the March update. And yet, you see, it's April. Ah, the ribald laughter. Article April 1 $1 tier & up 8 3A Brilliant Idea, A Mere 48 Years Late So, you know how I discussed my bright idea for how the Star Wars sequels should have gone the other month? And you know how I'm an idiot who spends valuable time writing up useless things? ... Article March 29 $1 tier & up 0 1