Lauren the Mortician
@LaurentheMorticianTracked since May 2026
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How Patreon Signal reads this profile
Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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Last observed 2026-08-14. Not enough recent observation yet for a 30-day reading.
The chart only uses Lauren the Mortician's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.
Where Lauren the Mortician ranks
Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.
Lauren the Mortician does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Lauren the Mortician | Freshness |
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| Not ranked | Lauren the MorticianProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 14, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked | HHomebodyPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  just a little shady podcastPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Lawson LindseyPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Neurotic NewsPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 14, 2026 |
The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Lauren the Mortician; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.
Recent posts
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Video Latest post$5 tier & upAutopsy Coverup? Marilyn Monroe edition....🎬 EARLY ACCESS DROP Hey friends! You’re getting early access to this week’s brand new video: The Death of Marilyn Monroe: Hollywood’s Most ...
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