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$3.45/moENABLERHiddenThank you kind enabler for enabling me to continue my bullshit worry-free. In this tier you get Discord perks & exclusive events, access to my Patreon feed and an imaginary pat on the back for helping support my endeavours.(You must be 14+ to join the Discord)Membership includes:
$10.45/moCONTENT GREMLINHiddenI heard you were a greedy gobble gannet and you were HUNGRY for CONTENT?! In this tier you get ALL the behind scenes content I could possibly give you: demos, live music videos, unedited & unfiltered life updates and yapathons where I talk AT you for an irritating amount of time.(You must be 14+ to join the Discord)Membership includes:
$34.75/moBACKSTAGE GHOULHiddenWow! Your enthusiasm scares me (and I’m incredibly thankful for it). The most terrifying part of this whole tier is that if I say your name in my Youtube videos 3 times (which I will), you appear behind me dressed as a clock - very strange times we’re living in. (You must be 14+ to join the Discord)Membership includes:
$70/moVERY IMPORTANT SOMETHINGHiddenDOUBLE WOW!! I'm not sure by the looks of you exactly /what/ you are but you seem to be a VERY IMPORTANT SOMETHING! I am so Thank You for the membership that I will make you a personalised video. I can say something boring in it like "thanks and stufff..." orrrrr you could break up with your boyfriend via noahfinnce video? Or I could film you something to watch every time you feel like punching a window? or you could just give me a few details about yourself and I can come up with something that I hope will entertain you in some way. (You must be 14+ to join the Discord)Membership includes:
$350/moGET OUT OF MY WALLSHiddenWHY ARE YOU HERE? IN MY HOUSE? ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN? Probably because this tier gets you a 30 minute one-on-one video/audio call with me. We could chat about life while playing video games or you could full on interrogate me - either works. Maybe you want me to stare at you in silence for 30 minutes or vice versa? That can be arranged. You can bring a friend or a partner or a parent if you want!(You must be 14+ to join the Discord)Membership Includes: