Membership tiers
Where the 256 observed tier members sit $0 71.1% $2 12.5%
$0 Free — the bar only uses public tier patron counts.
$0/mo Free 182 71.1% of observed tier members
$2/mo 2-D(ollar) Boio! 32 12.5% of observed tier members
$3/mo 3-D(ollar) Boio! 9 3.5% of observed tier members
$5/mo Steamrolled Supporter! 22 8.6% of observed tier members
$10/mo Flat Earth Society Member! 11 4.3% of observed tier members
What they publish
Recent posts 321 Profile posts 1 post Last month 100% Members-only
Captured 6 distinct previews versus 321 public posts, with 5 rows in the latest crawl.
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