$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moThe Follow-Back PackageHiddenYou want to pitch in $5 toward the monthly operation. You are a good person, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
You get access to all Patron-Only content/streams and a Twitter Follow-Back! I always reach out to personally thank new Patrons/Sponsors; be sure to provide me with your Twitter username at that point. Okay, love you bye.
$10/moThe MAIL BAG!HiddenMailbag members will always have feature time on the podcast every week! You essentially get FOUR comp'd Superchat reads a month!One of your question is read-off and answered live on air, every weekThis includes a big, loving shout out, obviously.Get creative! I'll answer personal questions, hypothetical questions, and offer opinions on Politics, History—Whatever! The stranger the questions get, the better this bit becomes. *Unused questions do not roll-over.
$15/moThe Postcard PackageHiddenA Monthly Postcard, with words of wisdom written all over the face of it, will arrive at your doorstep. Post cards will be something different every month: Vintage, Pop Culture, and soon Custom Quite Frankly postcards!
BONUS: Includes the benefits of the Mailbag option - One Guaranteed Question Answered Live On-Air Weekly **See Mailsack Tier for details**
$17.76/moThe 1776 ClubHiddenThe 1776 Club was inspired by the O.G.'s who began pledging $17.76 on their own. I was so moved that I thought this up:
Limited to 10 people, you get access to all Patron-Only content/streams, BUT you will also be getting an exclusive hand-written letter. We will become pen pals, just like Jefferson and Adams were, at the end of their lives, when they stopped hating each other.
PENPAL PATRON WILL RECEIVE THEIR FIRST LETTER ON THE FIRST MONTH. From there, we are on a reply-basis. Take your time, there is no rush!
$18.68/moWar Department Pen PalsHiddenThe letter-writing continues! It would be impossible for me to write more than 10 hand-written letters a month without falling behind, so we will honor the invention of the Typewriter (1868) by adding an addition 15 spots for pen pals. I'm going to be like the typists in the War Department from Saving Private Ryan every month.
Aside from your inclusion in the nightly credits, every letter will be personal, signed, and doodled on by me.
PENPAL PATRON WILL RECEIVE THEIR FIRST LETTER ON THE FIRST MONTH OF THEIR MEMBERSHIP. From there, we are on a reply-basis. Take your time, there is no rush!
$19.85/moFilm Your Own Station I.D.Hidden- Access to all Patron-Only content/streams
- Film your own bumper to be played throughout the week during on-air breaks.
Example: "This is so-and-so from whozie-whatsie and you are watching Quite Frankly [funny improv ending]"
Let your personality shine!
$20/moThe Awkward Polaroid ClubHiddenEvery month you get an envelope in the mail. Inside of this envelope is a freshly-taken Polaroid capturing a frame out of the day in the life, behind the scenes, at the studio.
The Polaroid will have a handwritten caption. You get access to all Patron-Only content/streams, and you're encouraged to submit questions to be answered On-Air.
$20.2/mo20/20 ClubHiddenA Tier Made for a Big Year! They say Hindsight is 20/20, but we're going to be testing our foresight! Every month patrons will get a short (At least Ten-Second) video greeting send to the e-mail they registered with!
Includes, a monthly mailbag question, and access to all Patron-Only content and streams.