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@SealsareGoodTracked since May 2026

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Paid members

0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days

Total audience

105

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$210

$105–$315 modeled range

Starting price

$3/mo

6 membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$3/moBaikal SealA tier for those who want to hurl a few coins at my head with far more vigor than is necessary. It's like throwing rotten tomatoes at someone, except a good thing.

$5/moGray SealThe tier for those who really like hurling coins directly at the most vulnerable part of my face: the mouth, as hard as they can.

$10/moLeopard SealFor those who want to terminate my existence through the application of a significant number of coins paired with entirely too much force.

$20/moWalrus TierA tier for those who appreciate the beautiful long teeth of a walrus and, like me, believe them to be some of the most majestic creatures ever brought into being.

$40/moElephant Seal TierElephant seals are ethereal, beautiful creatures and you can be too with this delightful tier.

Growth signals: Seals are Good

35 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days

Membership

393735

May 202616 weeks trackedNow

Seals are Good35 members · $210/mo

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Ranking data · includes stale rows

Seals are Good's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs Seals are Good	Freshness
#1	MossBack Mushroom SyndicateWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	39	4 more	Aug 20, 2026
#2	Hotep NationWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	37	2 more	Aug 20, 2026
#3	Seals are GoodProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort	35	Reference	Aug 20, 2026Stale
#4	DruewWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	34	1 fewer	Aug 20, 2026
#5	dropemWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	32	3 fewer	Aug 20, 2026

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114Profile posts2 postsLast month100%Members-only

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Article Latest post$3 tier & upDooku, Anakin, Obi-Wan imprisoned, discuss theology, the evils of lightning fingies (most unnatural)

Eager to kick the boring nerds out of Coruscant as soon as possible, Anakin and Obi-Wan are dispatched to confirm whether some pirates have indeed captured Dooku. Upon verifying this, they are beaten mercilessly and then imprisoned for the grave mistake of attempting to discuss theology with pirates...

4 days ago at Aug 20 crawl 0 likes 0 comments

Joker releases the Epstein FilesJoker once again lures Batman to a secluded location for what Batman assumes will be yet another series of Joker trying to kill him, occasionally using whimsical death traps tangentially related to funfairs or whatever.ArticleAugust 2$3 tier & up 0 0 Light somewhat overthinks a game of tennisOur beautiful God of the New World quickly realizes this a ploy to pretend they're friends at the conclusion of it, and thus allow L's investigation of Light to truly begin.ArticleJuly 11$3 tier & up 0 0 Padme’s Plan to Raise a Family with a Child SlayerWe move ever closer to the academic duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan, but first, Padme makes an emotional plea for Anakin to perhaps reevaluate his child murdering ways...ArticleJune 13$3 tier & up 0 0 All the other Avatars want me to kill Ozai!Everyone's fifth favorite Air Nomad, after hearing every other Avatar tell him to kill Ozai, looks deep inside himself and communes with Yangchen who, to his delight, agrees that killing Ozai would be the wrong move.ArticleMay 31$3 tier & up 2 1 Hajime Hinata's Homoerotic Hijinks - Nagito FTE 3This week sees Hajime, for reasons even he himself can't truly understand, spend more time hanging out with Nagito, whose interest in Hajime extends somewhat beyond the platonic...ArticleMay 16$3 tier & up 0 0 Is the planet secure?LORD Sidious reaches out to his most EAGER underlings, the Neimoidians, to check as to whether they've managed to take control of the planet.ArticleMay 8$3 tier & up 4 4 Obi-Wan philosophically justifies Yoda throwing a sofa at Anakin then stealing his walletThis years May the Fourth video sees our intrepid heroes debate how to counter the droid army advancing on our beautiful heroes position. Our brilliant generals have but mere minutes to come up with a plan. What bold and decisive action will they embark on?...VideoMay 4$3 tier & up 0 0 Join to unlock 3 3 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article3d ago$3 tier & up 0 3 Makoto's Marvellous Merrymaking FTE 1 - Sayaka MaizonoSayaka Maizono takes it upon herself to seek out Makoto Naegi and attempts to ingratiate herself with him in a very unsuspicious manner. Unfortunately for her, without possessing arm muscles the width of a giant sequoia, Makoto does not find her especially attractive, which means he’s vastly more skeptical about her motivations...ArticleApril 11$3 tier & up 0 0 A pair of child soldiers discuss war-time strategyRex and Ahsoka very briefly take a little time to wander an active war zone and discuss strategy, so as to ensure Ahsoka can become a more effective child soldier...ArticleApril 4$3 tier & up 2 1 Obi-Wan and Yoda return to the Temple, discuss religiously motivated honor killings [Remastered]A remastered version of my original video "Obi-Wan and Yoda return to the Temple, discuss committing religiously motivated assassinations" featuring the usual AI Obi-Wan voice and a new VA for Yoda. This was remastered because people generally liked the AI Obi-Wan voice and I thought it would be neater to keep everything consistent...VideoMarch 30$3 tier & up 2 1

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