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Simon Caine

@SimonCaineTracked since May 2026

Observed Jul 20, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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creating YouTube comedy "content".

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Paid members

−2.6% · 30 days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

£76

£38–£114 modeled range

Starting price

£1/mo

9 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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£0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

£1/mo£1 per monthAnother day another pound. For this you'll get all my free content ahead of time and also be supporting me to create new things. Thank you!

£1/moThe Early BirdsThis is an exclusive tier for people who were watching the YouTube channel before it hit 10k.You get everything (the future podcast/ streams / videos) included.

£3/moThe FreezerA dedicated tier for ICE agents. Stay cool, boys.

£5/moOfficial PatronIncludes: Early access to episodesA set of 3 exclusive badges from a previous show (your choice)Thank you!

£5/mo✨ Lobby Simon / propaganda video ✨Hey Zuckerberg / Bezos / Musk, if you want me to make a propaganda video showing off your website in a positive light. Sign up here and then drop me a DM.NB - You'll only actually get early access to videos and access to the patreon-only podcast / content for this tier.

£7/moI will show you my asshole 🍑I am not going to show you my asshole. But I mention this Tier in a lot in videos and some people commented they wanted this Tier so... here it is. Join up! It's a limited / exclusive Tier 🍑

£10/moAll-access PatronIncludes: Plus everything in previous tierAnd if you stay at this level for 3 months I'll send you a physical copy of my book. Thank you!

£20/moVIP PatronIncludes: Monthly AMAs Plus everything in previous tiersA signed physical copy of my book. Thank you so much!

Growth signals — Simon Caine

−2.6%

38 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

393938

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Simon Caine38 members · £76/mo

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Paid members in Recommended cohort

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Ranking data · includes stale rows

Simon Caine's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs Simon Caine	Freshness
#1	ActionKidWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	41	3 more	Aug 11, 2026
#2	8thSDWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	39	1 more	Aug 11, 2026
#3	Simon CaineProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort	38	Reference	Jul 20, 2026Stale
#3	SimPlisticWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	38	Same value	Jul 20, 2026Stale
#5	Chevy KyleArtCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	37	1 fewer	Aug 11, 2026

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What they publish

Recent posts

186Profile posts1 postLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 27 of 186 posts

Article Latest post$1 tier & upThe Online Safety Bill: One Year In.

July 21

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