$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$2/moPrivate (3 exclusive videos)HiddenWelcome to the ranks
You get access to a special thank you video, 2 behind the scenes videos for how we write and edit the News without the bullshit, and a special role in my Discord Server.
$5/moSergeant (6 exclusive videos)HiddenWelcome to the Officer's club You will get access to all rewards from the lower tier, and a special video on how to beat up children. You will also get a special role on my discord server.
$7/moLieutenant (8 exclusive Videos)HiddenMoving up in the world You will get access to all rewards from lower tiers, and video on the greatest game ever made. You will also get a special role on my Discord server
$15/moCaptain (10 exclusive videos)HiddenCaptain privileges await. You have access to ALL exclusive videos on offer. You will also get a special role on my Discord server
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You will also get full Captain privileges
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You will also get full Captain privileges
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You will also get full Captain privileges
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$40000000/moYou are now Sir SwagHiddenI will give you my channel. It's yours. You are the Captain now.