$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moHoffensive LineHiddenYou get early access to my videos! I’ll post them here before I share them publicly. Sometimes it’s a few hours early - sometimes it’s a few months!
$5/moHoffensive Line LieutenantHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS You get a digital copy of all seven of my albums. (Note: Album delivery happens after three months of patronage, via Patreon message)
$10/moHoffensive Line CaptainsHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS A limited edition shirt that can only be found here. I’ll recognize you as a supporter at a show instantly. (Note: Shirt delivery happens after three months of patronage)
$20/moHoffensive Line GeneralHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS I’ll follow you on the social media account of your choice. (Note: Please don’t be TOO weird)
$30/moHoffensive Line Senior GeneralHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS You get SO much on this level. You get one free ticket to the in-person OR digital show of your choosing each year. You get a free ticket each week to my "Ask Us Everything" digital show. You also get one of my tour shirts! AND you get to choose between a limited edition mug or pint glass. (Note: Shirt and drinkware delivery happens after three months of patronage)
$50/moHoffensive Line EmperorHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS You get access to a private zoom just for my fans. We hang, we do Q&A, we may even play some games. This is just us! AND you also get a limited edition zip up hoodie. Because sometimes people get cold. (Note: Hoodie delivery happens after 3 months of patronage)
$60/moHoffensive Line Frequent FlyerHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS You get two free tickets to one show EVERY month (can be digital or in person). Bring those plus ones!
$100/moHoffensive Line Lord Supreme EmperorHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS You get an annual personalized video, like a free Cameo! Send someone a birthday message or just have me give you a pep-talk. (Note: Can’t be used for endorsements, but if you send me something I can’t do, we can just try again!)
$150/moHoffensive Line JediHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS Once a year, pick ANY item from my merch store and it’s yours. Even the expensive stuff!
$500/moHoffensive Line LordSupremeEmperorJediHiddenEverything in the tier below this PLUS Once every three months, pick ANY item from my merch store and send it to someone! Could be for you, or you could have me send it somewhere as a gift! I’ll also make you a personalized video once a month (like a free Cameo). Birthday messages, pep-talks, whatever. I can refuse a video (like if it’s something I don’t believe in or agree with), but if so we’ll just find another message that works!