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$5/moHerbie's HoardHiddenIt takes a lot of gold and electric bills to maintain a dragon, even a small one the size of a cat. You're now an official part of Herbie the Dragon's Hoard and Woplop is very happy.In exchange, you'll get:exclusive videos (at least two a week, with some new only for patrons storylines!)early access to contentmy weekly Dad Diary updatesa chance to vote on which YA Fantasy book I read that month for The Dad Who Lived Book Club!PLUS! You'll get early access to my memoir, The Dad Who Lived, as I write it! That's right, my journey as a YA Fantasy dad is coming to a bookstore near you (eventually). But first, it's coming to your inbox one chapter at a time. Live the journey with me & be part of the experience. Just be careful not to get in the way of any spells gone awry.After three months of membership you'll get an exclusive Dad Who Lived sticker only available here.
$25/moWoplop's Ride or DieHiddenWoplop the Vine Elf is a favorite of all, and this tier is for his die hards. Your support goes to providing the best possible home for our little elf friend... and protecting him at all costs. In exchange, you'll get everything in the previous tier PLUS:voting power to shape future videos and book chaptersmonthly exclusive behind-the-scenes videos with The Dad Who Lived teamquarterly exclusive physical swag
$105/moEvangeline's New BroomHiddenTimmy 'borrowed' Evangeline's magical soul bound broom and--unsurprisingly--broke it. I thought we could pop over to the store to buy a new one, but no. It has to be custom made and it costs more than a new car so...If you join us here... I might feel obligated to have you tested for signs of a charm spell.... perhaps vampire compulsion... because like... are you sure? This is a lot. No one's pressuring you? Magical or otherwise? I just want to be sure you're here of your own free will. That's all. I don't want anyone harmed in the making of The Dad Who Lived.If you're still here, wow! Your support will go a long way to helping make sure my daughter doesn't hate her brother forever. She's been real sad about this broom.What you get in exchange is everything from the previous tiers PLUS:I don't even know. What do you want? This is so much.You'll get extra nice quarterly Dad Who Lived merch delivered to you.You'll get an annual Winter Solstice Dad Who Lived Gift Box.You'll get my eternal gratitude.You'll get your name in the acknowledgments of my memoir "The Dad Who Lived" (though the bookstores will probably label it as fiction because you know how these things go)Did I mention my eternal gratitude?And probably some other fun stuff throughout the year that I'll think up later.