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$0/mo Free Hidden Patron count not public
$5/mo Ya basic Hidden We both know that I don’t know.
$10/mo Chaos Access Hidden Your guess is as good as mine.
$100/mo Existential crisis counter: Ring Leader Hidden This is a joke?
What they publish
Recent posts 37 Posts total 0 posts Last month 75% Members-only
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Article Latest post $5 tier & upWhy Am I Like This Latest post
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Why Am I Like This
April 28
April 28 0 likes 0 commentsCaptain's Log 1 (the void) Recent posts
Captain's Log 1 (the void)
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Captain's Log 1 (the void)
April 9
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Locked Article April 9 $5 tier & up 0 0Welp. Locked
Welp.
March 26
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Locked Article March 26 $5 tier & up 0 0Hi! We're back, baby! Locked
Hi! We're back, baby!
March 24
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YouTube Article March 24 $5 tier & up 2 5Teaser. YouTube
Teaser.
I shall return.
March 24
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Just a little bit of a Sunday. Article March 24 Public 0 0Sundays in the Neighborhood Just a little bit of a Sunday.
Sundays in the Neighborhood
Just a little bit of a Sunday.
March 9
YouTube Article March 9 Public 0 0I heckled a street magician. A few corrections as I went back and looked at some photos...perhaps we started around noon or so and we clearly ate chips and queso. Huge t Image March 6 $5 tier & up 0 0Show & Tell...ish Locked
Show & Tell...ish
March 5
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Locked Article March 5 $5 tier & up 2 5Still weird. I wanna talk about aliens today. So I’m gonna. Gonna get a fat cup of coffee and a joint and let’s fuckin go. Personally, I think the ocean has a bunch of aliens and other wild shit. This won’t be a “deep dive”- this is gonna be some stoner “whoa that’s crazy” kind of shit. Ima be back this afternoon. 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 Article March 5 $5 tier & up 2 4Aliens. I wanna talk about aliens today. So I’m gonna. Gonna get a fat cup of coffee and a joint and let’s fuckin go. Personally, I think the ocean has a bunch of aliens and other wild shit. This won’t be a “deep dive”- this is gonna be some stoner “whoa that’s crazy” kind of shit. Ima be back this afternoon. 🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸 Article March 4 Public 0 0It is rough out there.... Locked
It is rough out there....
February 27
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Locked Article February 27 $5 tier & up 3 11A very Turri story Locked
A very Turri story
February 23
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4 Article February 23 $5 tier & up 1 4