$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$2/moOur MusesHiddenThis tier is if we a-muse you and want to say "thanks for the whacky stuff you've been making"
$4/moHeliosHiddenJust like the nosey Titan Helios you want to see all...including our research notes. We will send you select notes from our episodes as well as tell you where we pulled stuff from. And since you’re so all-seeing you will get some behind the scenes videos each month.
$8/moHebeHiddenWith this tier your cup shall overfloweth with bonus content! Not only do you get everything listed in the previous tiers, you also get an audio recording of a bonus commercial we make during recording each month! Aren’t you excited to hear what doesn’t make the cut? We will also send you a one time personalized thank you shout-out video. Thank gods we have Hebe to bear this cup for you!
$16/moDear MythfitHiddenWith this tier you get everything mentioned in the earlier tiers as well as an original parody newspaper advice column written by the gods. WWDAD (what would drunk Athena do?) You’ll find out.
$20/moLoki-dokieHiddenWith this tier you get everything listed in the former tiers as well as exclusive promo codes for our merch and mini-myths monthly from Paul and Sarah exclusively for you! We will find a fun short and weird one or you can request further elaboration or a variation of a story we’ve already told. You are so mischievous to get this much content from us, Loki!
$100/moThorHiddenYou can’t be serious? You must really love us! Thank you! We will of course give you everything in previous tiers as well as autographed merch and a facetime/Skype session with us where you can interact with us as we teach YOU a myth!
$2500/moZeus statusHiddenWAIT WHAT?! We put this tier on as a joke! You must really, really, REALLY love us! WE LOVE YOU! Just like Zeus you know what you want and go for it very aggressively. We will, of course, give you everything in previous tiers as well as autographed merch and fly you down to LA to be a guest on the show!