$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$5/moPrivate DiaryHiddenI try to keep my personal life off social media. Tune in for life updates multiple times a week. Farm reports, everyday struggles, personal news, etc.
$10/moExclusive Big Sad Book #2 ExcerptsHiddenI am currently writing the follow-up to my book the Do-It-Yourself Guide to Fighting the Big Motherfuckin' Sad. I'll be posting new essays and lists as I write them just for subscribers. You'll get a monthly exclusive dispatch of writing from the forthcoming book, including pieces I've decided to cut and will be therefore seen ONLY BY YOU.
You will also get access to the private diary.
$20/moFarm AidHiddenWe were recently forced to move off our land and take our farm animals to a new safe place. Your help will go directly to lessening the heavy financial burden of resettling in our new rural spot.
You'll also get access to the private diary, the Big Sad perk, the exclusive fiction excerpt, and any new book or record of mine that comes out while you're a patron.
$25/moJust LoveHiddenSelecting the "Just Love" option means you don't want anything in return. You will, however, get access to all digital content. Thanks, friends.
$100/moFriends of Adam GnadeHiddenThis one is massive because I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE AMAZING AND YOU KEEP ME ALIVE AND WORKING.
You will get an exclusive BOOK at the end of your first year of patronage (and each year after as long as you subscribe) made up of work I put together that goes ONLY to the Super Pal perk subscribers.
In addition you'll get access to the diary, pen pal status, the Big Sad perk, the fiction perk, and every new release of mine as it comes out.
You will ALSO receive a big ol' box as soon as you sign up with every one of my releases that are currently in print, signed and addressed personally to you.
$1000/moLegitimate Fucking Arts GrantHiddenWOW. Let's talk. This will be absolutely life-changing for me and I'm sure we can work something out that will be just as good for you.