$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moCASH FOR HONOURSHiddenEver wanted a title? We'll bestow one upon you. Countess, Earl, Duchess, Viscount, High Sea-Lord - these are the kind of honours which await you. Ideal for getting upgrades, restaurant reservations, new jobs etc. (We cannot be held responsible if the passport office/deed poll office/your bank does not accept Patreon as evidence of your new title.)
$2/moTHE NEWSLETTERHiddenA title plus a monthly newsletter of Geoff and Annabel’s recommendations of what to watch, listen to and read. Discover their picks of that month’s stay-at-home entertainment (the best kind) including TV, films, music, podcasts and books.
$5/moPODCAST OF 'THE SECRET...'HiddenEverything in the previous tiers plus a quarterly audio podcast series where we quiz an anonymous public-facing worker on how they want us to behave and the secrets of their job. Discover if the Secret Hairdresser thinks it’s okay to close your eyes during the hair wash, how many hot drinks and snacks the Secret Plumber expects per hour and if the Secret Supermarket Cashier is judging the contents of your trolley.
$10/moVIDEO PODCAST OF 'SHOW US YOUR...'HiddenEverything in the previous tiers plus a quarterly video podcast revealing the dirty secrets of your hosts. Vote each time for whether you want to see inside Geoff and Annabel’s bedside table, email inbox, supermarket receipts, bathroom cabinet, Amazon order page, fridge etc. etc. Get a guided tour while they interrogate each other on the contents.
$20/moYOU SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAYHiddenEverything in the previous tiers, plus a bespoke video every year on your birthday. Geoff and Annabel may sing you a song. (This can be opted out of if you feel it may ruin your day.)
$29/moWHO ARE WE KIDDING?HiddenWe know no one's pledging this kind of money, but just in case an eccentric billionaire wants to pledge, you can have everything from the previous tiers, plus a half hour private Skype/FaceTime life-coaching session from us.