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$5/moCome with me, my sweetest friendHiddenThank you SO MUCH.
This is our basic tier, which, at least for right now, gives you all access to early episodes! We are a bit inconsistent with this, so sometimes it will be a few days early, and sometimes it will be a few weeks early. We are so grateful for you, and we hope the early episodes brings a smile to your sweet faces.
$10/moSweetest one I’ve ever laid my eyes uponHiddenHow did you get to be so nice? I don’t get it. But thank you so much for it. Thank you. God.
Here you get early access to episodes, to two-ish bonus episodes every month, and to whatever additional content we eventually come up with. Book clubs? Videos? Our show notes? I don’t know, but we are here for your suggestions. At this tier, we will also thank you by name in every single episode for which you are a patron, if you want us to (just send us a message letting us know). And we will hand write you a letter with some probably insignificant musings and maybe a poorly-drawn doodle or two (again, send us a message to let us know that you want this!).
$20/moHoney, you please me, even in your sleepHiddenI don’t even know what to say here. Like what. At this tier, you get everything from the previous tiers, and we will talk to you on a Zoom call once a month if you want. Tell us what you want from us, and we will hear it. ♥️ Thank you. So much. You’ve probably made us both cry already, so...
$40/moThe long road begins and ends with youHidden😭😭😭 god. Thank you. Like what do we even say here. I don’t know. But thank you for even considering this. You get whatever you want at this tier. Obviously everything from the other tiers, but also we will hand-make you whatever merch you want. (I am currently making myself a “Time, As a Symptom” sweater where I’m just writing all the lyrics all over it.) We will machine-make you whatever merch you want. We will make whatever content you want. Just tell us. Thank you so fucking much.