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$5/moPatreon PalHidden⚡️All-Access ATT! 💫 a grab bag of goodies from my life and brain, curated by yours truly! A wide variety of content I create and consume, aiming to update with one or more of the following at least twice a month: 🎥VIDEO DIARIES: what projects I'm working on, comedy sets, life hacks, my admittedly absurd musings, the journey to WWF (worldwide fame) and daily life as an idiot in Japan 🎬BTS: behind the scenes on shoots, how I make things, WIP videos/photos, my process, outtakes, b-sides, off-shoots 📓RECS: a master list of things I love in all categories I highly recommend 💰CODES: discounts at places I frequent and forever patreon codes for my own projects, etc! 🎧MIXES: occasional DJ mixes and/or playlists of jams I'm obsessed with 🎙PODCASTS: commercial-free "We Should Have a Show" podcast episodes before everyone else!
$15/moPostcard ClubHidden📮Every month I send out a hand-written, custom-made postcard from a photoshoot I did. like having a one-sided pen pal you don't have to write back to! 📬
$35/moBURGUR BUDDIESHiddenBURGUR BUDDIES lvl up life CLUB
>>COMING SOON in the works!<<
(1st wave enrollment aiming for Spring 2022)
BURGUR is an anagram of an acronym:
UURBRG: Unlicense, Uncertified Reality Bending Resource Guru
A course featuring everything I have learned from authors and teachers involving all the physics (meta, quantum, neuro, bio, astro, applied), all the laws (universal, attraction, murphy) and how I have personally mixed, matched and experimented with them to manifest some insane stories AKA MY BEST LIFE REALITY!!!!
I am totally unlicensed and uncertified to fix your life but I can share my amassed experiences and knowledge to inspire you to get on your own exciting journey of self/life improvement using sciences and metaphysical magic techniques so you can handle anything that comes your way as you ride the rollercoaster of life towards YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!!!!!
Aiming for: 2-3 classes a month filled with facts, stories and fun tools to level up your life plus a detailed list of resources to deep-dive my original sources of inspiration. AND a monthly video group call to share your triumphs and ask questions along the way! Will keep this tier to a small, select group for maximum efficiency >>will announce when open! <<
$100/moPRODUCERSHiddenI have literal binders full of ideas of things to create. Photoshoots, web series, zines, films, etc-- and I would love to hire and pay others to make some of these ideas come to life!
Producers get shout-outs and credits to projects that come to life and allow me to hire other artists to make bigger and better ideas! Producers help the independent artist eco-system!
You will also be featured in the credits of my future short and feature films when I am worldwide famous. Thank you for believing in my visions!!
$500/moANGEL INVESTORSHiddenMe: Lots of gear to upgrade, people to hire, things to design, lessons to take, skills to learn, pitches for projects/apps/shows/movies/books-- I am an idea factory, I wanna make it all happen.
You: A smart investor who has piles of money to expend into the ether. Throw it at me and the world will get better every day, for everyone.
$2000/moGLUCOSE GUARDIANHiddenWho wants to pay my rent? it's TAX DEDUCTIBLE!! 😎
If you've ever wanted to be a Sugar Daddy/Mama (or Gender Neutral "Glucose Guardian") but thought there must be a more efficient way to sponsor a cute girl and her deliciously grandeur artistic endeavors--Here is your chance of a lifetime!! You can even put this on your credit card and rack up those precious AIRLINE MILES! (5 birds, one stone!)
💎Benefit to being my beneficiary 💗: I will give ya a call every month and we can talk about whatever (we'll see) as well as the absolute PRICELESS opportunity to be an invaluable supporter of my journey to worldwide fame. Join me on this ride! with your excess money!