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Alyssa Grenfell

@alyssadgrenfellTracked since May 2026

Observed Jul 22, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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I gave up eternal life for coffee.

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Paid members

969

−4.2% · 30 days

Total audience

6,137

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$1.9K

$969–$2.9K modeled range

Starting price

$1/mo

5 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$1/moSingle BeanNothing is cuter than a lil' beanlette. 🫘

$5/moDrip CoffeeDrip coffee, it'll do in a pinch! Any coffee is better than no coffee at all! ☕

$10/moDouble Shot LatteGoes down smooth and keeps you close to Satan for hours and hours. 👹

$25/moEspresso MartiniTwo vices for the price of one! See you in Outer Darkness. 🖤

Growth signals — Alyssa Grenfell

−4.2%

969 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

1K998969

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Alyssa Grenfell969 members · $1.9K/mo

The chart only uses Alyssa Grenfell's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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Alyssa Grenfell's total audience rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Total audience	Gap vs Alyssa Grenfell	Freshness
#1	James HoffmannWritingContent relevance + business context	16,411	10.3K more	Jul 25, 2026Stale
#2	Alyssa GrenfellProfileWritingTotal audience position in Recommended cohort	6,137	Reference	Jul 22, 2026Stale
#3	Lance HedrickWritingContent relevance + business context	5,177	960 fewer	Jul 30, 2026
#4	Zelph On The ShelfPodcastsContent relevance + business context	1,636	4.5K fewer	Jul 16, 2026Stale
#5	Jordan and McKayPodcastsContent relevance + business context	1,433	4.7K fewer	Jul 31, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Alyssa Grenfell; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

262Profile posts10 postsLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 45 of 262 posts

Article Latest post$1 tier & upCheck-in from LEGOLAND 𓏠

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