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Blimey Cow

@blimeycowTracked since May 2026

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creating messy videos.

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Paid members

−1.1% · 30 days

Total audience

878

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$546

$273–$819 modeled range

Starting price

$3/mo

9 membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$3/moJoin the CowmoonityInteract with us and the amazing Blimey Cowmoonity! You are pretty much guaranteed to make a lot of great friends. We have private, dedicated social media site for our supporters, a Discord server, Blimey Con, online game nights, livestreams, a podcast where we chat with you guys, and more surprises along the way. Includes We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merch Access to Blimey Con & any other meet-ups Access to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$5/moJoin the Creative TeamWant to be a part of the Blimey Cow Creative Team?! We have a (top secret) group that brainstorms new topics and ideas for our shows! We are constantly using ideas from that group in our videos. Come join the fun! Includes Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team! We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$7/moBonus Messyges & Christmas Card!You get Bonus Messyges each month, PLUS we'll sign and mail you our family card at Christmas! Includes A BONUS MESSYGE uploaded just for patrons after each new episode of Jordan's Messyges goes live on our channel!We'll sign & mail you the Taylor family Christmas card every year! :)Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team!We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up! Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$10/moYour name in the credits of Messy MondayWe'll put your name in the credits of our videos to express our gratitude that YOU help make our show possible! Includes Your name in the credits of our videos! A BONUS MESSYGE uploaded just for patrons after each new episode of Jordan's Messyges goes live on our channel!We'll sign & mail you the Taylor family Christmas card every year! :)Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team!We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$20/moYour FACE in the credits of Messy MondaySend us a picture of yourself, and we will put it in the credits of our videos! Includes Your name AND FACE in the credits of our videos!A BONUS MESSYGE uploaded just for patrons after each new episode of Jordan's Messyges goes live on our channel!We'll sign & mail you the Taylor family Christmas card every year! :)Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team!We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$30/moA Birthday Card!We love celebrating birthdays! Let us know when yours is, and each year, we'll send you a birthday card to celebrate your BIG DAY! Includes We will send you a BIRTHDAY CARD each year!A BONUS MESSYGE uploaded just for patrons after each new episode of Jordan's Messyges goes live on our channel!We'll sign & mail you the Taylor family Christmas card every year! :) Your name AND FACE in the credits of our videos!Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team!We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$50/moPersonalized Video MessageWhen you pledge at this tier, we will send you a personalized video message from the Messy Mondays set as a way of saying thank you for your kindness & generosity! Includes A personalized video message from us to you! We will send you a BIRTHDAY CARD each year!A BONUS MESSYGE uploaded just for patrons after each new episode of Jordan's Messyges goes live on our channel!We'll sign & mail you the Taylor family Christmas card every year! :)Your name AND FACE in the credits of our videos!Become a member of the Blimey Cow Creative Team!We will shout you out at the beginning of a video when you sign up!Access to our private, dedicated social media site for our supportersExclusive Discord server where we can interactFrequent livestreams, game nights, and MUCH MORE!See new episodes of Brother Brother Time EARLY and AD-FREEEarly release and bonus videosAccess to a patron-exclusive webstore with discounted Blimey Cow merchAccess to Blimey Con & any other meet-upsAccess to our patron-exclusive podcast Cowmoonity CownversationsAccess to a patron-exclusive Messyges inbox

$100/moYou own usWhat is thy bidding, master? IncludesEVERYTHINGSometimes we will send you FREE MERCH!

Growth signals — Blimey Cow

−1.1%

91 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

949391

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Blimey Cow91 members · $546/mo

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Rank	Creator and why included	30-day member gain	Gap vs Blimey Cow	Freshness
Not ranked	Blimey CowProfileVideo30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort	−1	Reference	Aug 1, 2026Stale
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