$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moMostly HumanHiddenThis is like subscribing to an intermittent author newsletter. I really appreciate your support, and any regular updates I post here about my work will go straight to this tier. If there are new books, if I land those TV deals, if I get a short story out somewhere, you'll know about it. After Patreon fees, you will be buying me most of a Twinkie every single month, and I'll be grateful for it.
$3/moGentle AbominationHiddenAccess to everything I write here. It's all one thing, no more tiered content. Everyone will get everything at the same time, with the ideal being weekly posts. You'll read it all piece by piece as we go. You can then assemble it all inside your head, like some kind of memory Frankenstein. What comes together will certainly turn on you!
$5/moBitchin' Were-VetteHiddenWhenever I finish something on this Patreon, be it short story, novella, script, book, sandwich, scale model of the A-Team van but all Hannibals inside -- I'll collect it all together and post a PDF for download. You have the luxury of waiting all at once, instead of waiting every week!
$10/moAgonized MonstrosityHiddenThe fancy collection. You'll have to put on a little bib. Whenever I finish something, I'll eventually go back through and make revisions, slap it into shape, have a cover made, and collate it into a file you can read. PDFs are best for scripts, but other text fiction will be as eBooks you can load onto your eReader, or load onto a thumb drive so you can whip 'em at cars on the highway.
$20/moA Whole CarHiddenWhen I finish a few things on this Patreon, I'll collect them all together as a physical object, not something digital! A real thing. Not something you manipulate on a computer with your mouse, but something you manipulate in meatspace with the use of your handmice. A book or chapbook or small but controversial bible. I will show it to you, and then I will send it to you. Then you can show it to me! Or whoever. You will own an object, that's how objects work.