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$5/moSilly GooseHidden● Early access to every episodes
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● Ad free versions of all episodes
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● Exclusive access to monthly bonus content
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● Be able to officially call yourself a Silly Goose
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● Ability to directly message Joe and Bryan (no dick pics)
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SO MUCH AWESOME FOR ONLY $5!
Your monthly subscription will cover staffing, additional operating expenses, plus future growth of the company.
Thanks for supporting Can You Don't?!
$10/moSuper Silly GooseHiddenEverything Silly Goose gets PLUS:
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● Be able to officially call yourself a Super Silly Goose
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● 20% discount on all CYD? merch
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● Exclusive merch
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● A bigger/tighter genitalia
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YOU'RE TRULY AMAZING!
Your monthly subscription will cover staffing, additional operating expenses, plus future growth of the company.
Thanks for supporting Can You Don't?!
$15/moSuper Duper Silly GooseHiddenEverything the Super Silly Goose gets PLUS:
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● HAVE YOUR NAME PUBLISHED ON THE WEBSITE!
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● Top level support of the podcast!
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● Be able to officially call yourself a Super Duper Silly Goose
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● The biggest/tightest genitalia
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HOLY HECK! WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH! YOU'RE A MASSIVE HELP TO KEEPING THE SHOW UP AND RUNNING!
Your monthly subscription will cover staffing, additional operating expenses, plus future growth of the company.
Thanks for supporting Can You Don't?!
$100/moGolden GooseHiddenBecoming a Golden Goose on our Patreon isn’t just support—it’s a spotlight. As a Golden Goose, your name gets etched into each episode while you hold the Golden Goose crown, called out with the honor it deserves for all to hear. You’re not just part of the audience anymore—you’re part of the show. And it doesn’t stop there. Bryan and Joe will send you a personal thank you video, made just for you, because your support at this level means that much. It's heartfelt, it's exclusive, and it's yours!Join the Golden Geese and take your place among the legends!And duh... you get all the perks of the Super Duper Silly Goose level as well.