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chris the cynic

@chris_the_cynicTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 16, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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creating fiction fragments, possibly enlightened rants, images,.

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0% · 30 days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$34

$17–$51 modeled range

Starting price

$1/mo

7 membership tiers

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$1/moVirtual HuggerNot only will you have access to my patron-only feed for blog posts and picture thingamabobs, you'll have Jedi mind hugs sent your way.

$5/moFriend of DiogenesYou get to see my work before anyone else, and the previous thingy.

$10/moAwknowledged PersonOnce upon a time a patron got the first poem/chapter/whatever set aside to say the entire work was dedicated to them and them alone. Times have changed, and now you instead get your name put in the acknowledgements and have to share credit with other people who did just as much. Plus the previous things, of course.

$20/moPerson with ProofIf you pay shipping both ways, and it's legal to send in the mail, and stuff like that, I will sign (with my very inconsistent signature) and return the thing that you used the shipping money to send to me. Why would you do this? No idea. But you also get the previous stuff.

$50/moFroodUm, I'll prominently put your name in my book if I ever get around to writing and publishing it? I'll have a character named after you? Possibly a dragon? Or a unicorn. Or a unicorn dragon. Honestly if you pledge at this level we should chat over email to work out what you get. Plus all of the previous stuff.

$100/moHoopy FroodCongradulations, you've changed my life. No idea what I should do for you. Seriously. None. I don't really think anyone will donate at this level, but I encourage anyone to prove me wrong if they can afford it and want to. If you do, I'll have to come up with some kind of reward.

Growth signals — chris the cynic

17 paid members · past 30 days

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171817

May 202616 weeks trackedNow

chris the cynic17 members · $34/mo

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chris the cynic's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs chris the cynic	Freshness
#1	OmicronWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	18	1 more	Aug 16, 2026
#4	ChimeratioWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	17	Same value	Aug 16, 2026
#4	chris the cynicProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort	17	Reference	Aug 16, 2026Stale
#4	Clara MeathWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	17	Same value	Aug 16, 2026
#4	For the Love of SmileyWritingCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	17	Same value	Aug 16, 2026

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219Profile posts2 postsLast month50%Members-only

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Article Latest post$1 tier & upMini-update: I have my medication

The short version is the title. That's literally the whole update. The long version is about why I didn't have my medication before now.

2 days ago at Aug 16 crawl 0 likes 0 comments

Bit of an update (August 2026)August 3ArticleAugust 3Public 0 2 Join to unlock Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article3d ago$1 tier & up 0 0 Question about image sizesJuly 2ImageJuly 2Public 0 1 Join to unlock Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article3d ago$1 tier & up 0 0 Negative Numbers and Division by Zero in 7th Century India (nonfiction, nonstory)May 18ArticleMay 18Public 0 0 Internet outAnd no idea when it will be back. Died right before I could post the thing on 7th Century math in India. I don't know how other people endure typing on smartphones, but this is basically my limit.ImageMay 15Public 0 0 On Collections (so a very meta thing about a Patreon feature)May 12ArticleMay 12Public 0 0 Queer Games (a shopping experience)Is it still shopping if you don't buy anything? Regardless, this was my experience encountering Steam's Outstanding Video Game Nominees for the 37th Annual GLAAD Media Awards bundle...VideoApril 2$1 tier & up 0 0 Join to unlock Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article3d ago$1 tier & up 0 0 Join to unlock 1 1 Share Gift LockedNo public preview was captured for this post.Article3d ago$1 tier & up 0 1 previous postIn terms of flow of writing, this follows directly from the previous post, in terms of content, this is nigh completely unrelated to that post. Regardless, that's why it starts the way it does.Image3d agoPublic 0 0

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