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Cold Ones

@coldonesTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 9, 2026Public earnings
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Creating Drunk Content.

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Paid members
24,700
−0.7% · 30 days
Total audience
124,210
incl. free followers
Observed monthly earnings
$104.7K
Starting price
$5/mo
2 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Where the 124,210 observed tier members sit

$080.1%$519.9%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree99,51080.1% of observed tier members
$5/mo🍺 Buy us a Drink 🥃24,70019.9% of observed tier members
Growth signals — Cold Ones
−0.7%

24,700 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
24.9K24.5K24.1K
May 202614 weeks trackedNow
Cold Ones24.7K members · $104.7K/mo

The chart only uses Cold Ones's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Creator comparisons

Where Cold Ones ranks

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30-day member gain in Content & vibe cohort

A fixed cohort with the strongest public profile, tier, and post-preview similarity. Changing the rank metric does not change who belongs in this cohort.

Only Cold Ones has a comparable public 30-day member gain; at least one measured peer is needed for a cohort rank.Ranking data · includes stale rows
Cold Ones's 30-day member gain rank in Content & vibe cohort
RankCreator and why included30-day member gainGap vs Cold OnesFreshness
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Cold OnesProfilePodcasts30-day member gain position in Content & vibe cohort
−182ReferenceAug 9, 2026
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True Crime & CocktailsPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 5, 2026
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A Hangover You Don't Deserve PodcastPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableJul 20, 2026Stale
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We Might Be DrunkPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableJul 14, 2026Stale
Not ranked
Rare Form Radio with Dan & DavePodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 5, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Cold Ones; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

159Posts total6 postsLast month91.7%Members-only

Previews available for 159 posts

Audio Latest postPublicWe Cooked 3-Course Meals with Kids Appliances [EXTENDED]

Latest post Preview 2:18:59 We Cooked 3-Course Meals with Kids Appliances [EXTENDED] 9 hours ago 85 68

9 hours ago 85 likes 68 comments
🧲 Sober #EP 115 - Magnetic Poster Hanger FrameLocked 🧲 Sober #EP 115 - Magnetic Poster Hanger Frame 3 days ago 134 140Article3 days ago at Aug 9 crawl$5 tier & up 134 140
The Deeper We Dug The Worse It Got... [Pratfall PT2]Locked The Deeper We Dug The Worse It Got... [Pratfall PT2] August 1 120 65ArticleAugust 1$5 tier & up 120 65
99% of Gamblers Quit Before This Happens...Locked 99% of Gamblers Quit Before This Happens... July 28 164 69ArticleJuly 28$5 tier & up 164 69
We Drank EVERY Type of Beer [EXTENDED]Locked We Drank EVERY Type of Beer [EXTENDED] July 25 297 221ArticleJuly 25$5 tier & up 297 221
🚢 Sober #EP 114 - FerryLocked 🚢 Sober #EP 114 - Ferry July 25 176 118ArticleJuly 25$5 tier & up 176 118
A LEGENDARY RUN?! [Bazaar]Locked A LEGENDARY RUN?! [Bazaar] July 20 158 181ArticleJuly 20$5 tier & up 158 181
👬 Sober #EP 113 - 2 Blokes CopingLocked 👬 Sober #EP 113 - 2 Blokes Coping July 9 214 213ArticleJuly 9$5 tier & up 214 213
👬 Sober #EP 113 - 2 Blokes Coping (AUDIO)Locked 👬 Sober #EP 113 - 2 Blokes Coping (AUDIO) July 9 20 7ArticleJuly 9$5 tier & up 20 7
We Have a Serious Digging Problem...[Pratfall PT1]Locked We Have a Serious Digging Problem...[Pratfall PT1] July 7 194 101ArticleJuly 7$5 tier & up 194 101
We Tested MADE IN USA Products [EXTENDED]Locked We Tested MADE IN USA Products [EXTENDED] July 3 361 209ArticleJuly 3$5 tier & up 361 209
We Tried Alcohol from LOST Mail [EXTENDED]Locked We Tried Alcohol from LOST Mail [EXTENDED] June 20 396 161ArticleJune 20$5 tier & up 396 161
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