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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

@cosmonautvarietyhourTracked since May 2026

Observed Jun 3, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Creating the worst videos ever made.

Paid members689

-0.1% past 30 days

Total audience5.1K

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross$1.4K

$689-$2.1K modeled range

Starting price$1/mo

5 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moCosmonaut RecruitHiddenDon't have a ton of disposable income? Thats A-OKAY. Patrons in this tier get a big warm thank you from all of us here at the Cosmodrome! Every little dollar counts and we appreciate your love and support! You will also gain access to all channel updates that we post to Patreon!
$5/moCosmonaut CadetHiddenDo you like BONUS CONTENT? We sure hope so. In this tier you can get most of the benefits that we're offering! This includes the following: Full commentary tracks from our new show, the Cosmonaut Picture Show! You'll be able to watch along with the Cosmonauts with the full, uncut audio track from the show! Cosmonaut Highlight Reel: Fun, edited videos of our best stream moments! Dan works tirelessly to scrub through our insanely long streams so you guys can get the best parts! Sleepy Time With Meghan: IT RETURNS! Meghan will produce a full episode of her ASMR parody show every month for Patrons in this tier!
$10/moCosmonaut OfficerHiddenTEN DOLLARS? How generous of you! In this tier you get all of the above rewards, PLUS the following: A discount in the official Cosmonaut Merch Store! Thank-you-credits at the end of our big video uploads!
$20/moCosmonaut Bridge CrewHiddenThis tier allows you to have a behind-the-scenes look at the shows we make! Along with the above rewards, you also gain full, uncut scripts for each Cosmonaut Rant! Read the segments that Marcus ends up cutting in the final videos! (Be warned, Marcus is not very good at writing) PLUS, you gain access to some of our SECRET stream archives! Never miss a stream again!
Growth signals — The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
-0.1%

689 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
694692689
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
$1.4K

est. monthly · Low confidence

Estimated gross
$1.4K$1.4K$1.4K
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour689 members · $1.4K/mo

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Competitive set

How The Cosmonaut Variety Hour stacks up against its closest rivals

5 closest rivals by category & size
Rank by paid members#4 of 586 behind Austinhaney6969
30-day growth-0.1%Rival growth unavailable
Next to overtake20members behind Anathema
#CreatorPaid members30-dayEst. gross / movs you
1AAustinhaney6969Writing775Unavailable$1K 86 ahead2ABApex Books & Apex MagazineWriting746Unavailable$1.5K 57 ahead3AAnathemaWriting709Unavailable$6.1K 20 ahead
4TCThe Cosmonaut Variety HourYouWriting689-0.1%$1.4K—
5Willow Talks BooksWriting613Unavailable$1.6K 76 behind

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What they publish

Recent posts

101Profile posts0 postsLast month80%Members-only

5 of 101 previews capturedCaptured 5 distinct previews versus 101 public posts, with 5 rows in the latest crawl.

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