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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

@cosmonautvarietyhourTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 4, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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Creating the worst videos ever made.

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Paid members
686
−5% · 30 days
Total audience
5,274
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$1.4K

$686–$2.1K modeled range

Starting price
$1/mo
5 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only
$1/moCosmonaut RecruitDon't have a ton of disposable income? Thats A-OKAY. Patrons in this tier get a big warm thank you from all of us here at the Cosmodrome! Every little dollar counts and we appreciate your love and support! You will also gain access to all channel updates that we post to Patreon!
$5/moCosmonaut CadetDo you like BONUS CONTENT? We sure hope so. In this tier you can get most of the benefits that we're offering! This includes the following: Full commentary tracks from our new show, the Cosmonaut Picture Show! You'll be able to watch along with the Cosmonauts with the full, uncut audio track from the show! Cosmonaut Highlight Reel: Fun, edited videos of our best stream moments! Dan works tirelessly to scrub through our insanely long streams so you guys can get the best parts! Sleepy Time With Meghan: IT RETURNS! Meghan will produce a full episode of her ASMR parody show every month for Patrons in this tier!
$10/moCosmonaut OfficerTEN DOLLARS? How generous of you! In this tier you get all of the above rewards, PLUS the following: A discount in the official Cosmonaut Merch Store! Thank-you-credits at the end of our big video uploads!
$20/moCosmonaut Bridge CrewThis tier allows you to have a behind-the-scenes look at the shows we make! Along with the above rewards, you also gain full, uncut scripts for each Cosmonaut Rant! Read the segments that Marcus ends up cutting in the final videos! (Be warned, Marcus is not very good at writing) PLUS, you gain access to some of our SECRET stream archives! Never miss a stream again!
Growth signals — The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
−5%

686 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
727707686
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
The Cosmonaut Variety Hour686 members · $1.4K/mo

The chart only uses The Cosmonaut Variety Hour's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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−36ReferenceAug 4, 2026Stale
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30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 12, 2026
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Great DictatorPodcastsContent relevance + business context
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 5, 2026

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What they publish

Recent posts

103Profile posts0 postsLast month100%Members-only

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