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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

@cosmonautvarietyhourTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 4, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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Creating the worst videos ever made.

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Paid members

686

−5% · 30 days

Total audience

5,274

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$1.4K

$686–$2.1K modeled range

Starting price

$1/mo

5 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

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$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$1/moCosmonaut RecruitDon't have a ton of disposable income? Thats A-OKAY. Patrons in this tier get a big warm thank you from all of us here at the Cosmodrome! Every little dollar counts and we appreciate your love and support! You will also gain access to all channel updates that we post to Patreon!

$5/moCosmonaut CadetDo you like BONUS CONTENT? We sure hope so. In this tier you can get most of the benefits that we're offering! This includes the following: Full commentary tracks from our new show, the Cosmonaut Picture Show! You'll be able to watch along with the Cosmonauts with the full, uncut audio track from the show! Cosmonaut Highlight Reel: Fun, edited videos of our best stream moments! Dan works tirelessly to scrub through our insanely long streams so you guys can get the best parts! Sleepy Time With Meghan: IT RETURNS! Meghan will produce a full episode of her ASMR parody show every month for Patrons in this tier!

$10/moCosmonaut OfficerTEN DOLLARS? How generous of you! In this tier you get all of the above rewards, PLUS the following: A discount in the official Cosmonaut Merch Store! Thank-you-credits at the end of our big video uploads!

$20/moCosmonaut Bridge CrewThis tier allows you to have a behind-the-scenes look at the shows we make! Along with the above rewards, you also gain full, uncut scripts for each Cosmonaut Rant! Read the segments that Marcus ends up cutting in the final videos! (Be warned, Marcus is not very good at writing) PLUS, you gain access to some of our SECRET stream archives! Never miss a stream again!

Growth signals — The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

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686 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

727707686

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

The Cosmonaut Variety Hour686 members · $1.4K/mo

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The Cosmonaut Variety Hour's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs The Cosmonaut Variety Hour	Freshness
#1	Ian HubertWritingContent relevance + business context	3,497	2.8K more	Aug 10, 2026
#2	Everyday AstronautWritingContent relevance + business context	2,625	1.9K more	Jul 29, 2026
#3	The Cosmonaut Variety HourProfileWritingPaid members position in Recommended cohort	686	Reference	Aug 4, 2026Stale
#4	Snipe and WibWritingContent relevance + business context	559	127 fewer	Jul 22, 2026Stale
#5	Great DictatorPodcastsContent relevance + business context	171	515 fewer	Aug 5, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around The Cosmonaut Variety Hour; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

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