Captain Crapface

@crapfaceTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 17, 2026 · stalePublic earnings

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Lord Captain of Bullshit Brigade.

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Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.

Paid members

0% · 30-day rate from 13 observed days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings

$18

Starting price

$3/mo

2 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Where the 13 observed tier members sit

$046.2%$353.8%

Largest observed tier is $3 Brigade Provisioneer— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree646.2% of observed tier members

$3/moBrigade Provisioneer753.8% of observed tier members

Growth signals — Captain Crapface

7 paid members · 30-day rate from 13 observed days

Membership

776

May 202616 weeks trackedNow

Captain Crapface7 members · $18/mo

The chart only uses Captain Crapface's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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Where Captain Crapface ranks

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30-day member gain in Recommended cohort

Semantic matches are not ready, so this fixed cohort uses the best available category, audience, pricing, and cadence evidence.

Only Captain Crapface has a comparable public 30-day member gain; at least one measured peer is needed for a cohort rank.Ranking data · includes stale rows

Captain Crapface's 30-day member gain rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	30-day member gain	Gap vs Captain Crapface	Freshness
Not ranked	Captain CrapfaceProfileVideo30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort	0	Reference	Aug 17, 2026Stale
Not ranked	KoilosBatVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 17, 2026
Not ranked	ColdBeerVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 17, 2026
Not ranked	CRDVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 17, 2026
Not ranked	crycatVideoCategory, audience, pricing & cadence	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 17, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Captain Crapface; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

154Profile posts3 postsLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 35 of 154 posts

Article Latest post$3 tier & upMistfall Hunter - a 20$ well spent.

August 10

August 10 0 likes 0 comments

Mandatory update on Warrior's Sword and DaggerJuly 27ArticleJuly 27$3 tier & up 0 0 Alchemy's Crayon-Eating SaviorJuly 22ArticleJuly 22$3 tier & up 0 0 Bladesown Reworkn'tJuly 19ArticleJuly 19$3 tier & up 0 0 Channel UpdateJuly 7ArticleJuly 7$3 tier & up 2 1 Guild Wars 3 needs to be Ready for CompetitionJuly 1ArticleJuly 1$3 tier & up 0 0 GOONING SEASON - Sidenode ParaGOON Ranked Climb #2No public preview was captured for this post.ArticleJune 21$3 tier & up 0 0 All Warrior Utility Skills that Need ImprovementJune 17ArticleJune 17$3 tier & up 0 0 GOONING SEASON - Sidenode ParaGOON Ranked ClimbJune 12ArticleJune 12$3 tier & up 0 0 GW3 trailer Eats Turbo AssJune 6ArticleJune 6$3 tier & up 0 0 Disarm - the CC that should be in the gameJune 4ArticleJune 4$3 tier & up 0 0 Power Stance Berserker for PVPJune 1ArticleJune 1$3 tier & up 0 0

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