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We Are Not Alive

@diregentlemanTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 6, 2026 · stalePublic earnings

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creating media podcasts (and chaos).

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Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.

Paid members

530

−1.7% · 30 days

Total audience

988

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings

$436

Starting price

$1/mo

2 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Where the 981 observed tier members sit

$046.7%$153.3%

Largest observed tier is $1 Exclusive Podcasts— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree45846.7% of observed tier members

$1/moExclusive Podcasts52353.3% of observed tier members

Growth signals — We Are Not Alive

−1.7%

530 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

543537530

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

We Are Not Alive530 members · $436/mo

The chart only uses We Are Not Alive's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Creator comparisons

Where We Are Not Alive ranks

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30-day member gain in Content & vibe cohort

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Only We Are Not Alive has a comparable public 30-day member gain; at least one measured peer is needed for a cohort rank.Ranking data · includes stale rows

We Are Not Alive's 30-day member gain rank in Content & vibe cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	30-day member gain	Gap vs We Are Not Alive	Freshness
Not ranked	We Are Not AliveProfilePodcasts30-day member gain position in Content & vibe cohort	−9	Reference	Aug 6, 2026Stale
Not ranked	Are you Afraid of Are you Afraid of the DarkPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	Public count unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 12, 2026
Not ranked	Kidd and CeePodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 3, 2026
Not ranked	Adult Swim PodcastPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 11, 2026
Not ranked	Count DankulaPodcastsProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	30-day comparison unavailable	Not comparable	Aug 4, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around We Are Not Alive; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

93Profile posts0 postsLast month83.3%Members-only

Previews available for 25 of 93 posts

Article Latest post$1 tier & upAfter We Fell with Gus and Addison

June 5

June 5 9 likes 5 comments

Deathstalker (2025) with Gus and MegJune 2ArticleJune 2$1 tier & up 7 2 View 0 commentsSkye Hoshi: Anime Syndicate Strikes with Gus and RockyArticleApril 29$1 tier & up 0 0 Longlegs with Gus and HenryApril 18ArticleApril 18$1 tier & up 8 3 The Normal Album with Gus and HenryMarch 27ArticleMarch 27$1 tier & up 16 15 Adult Swim's The Elephant with Gus and MegMarch 14ArticleMarch 14$1 tier & up 2 3 Dungeon Crawler Carl with Gus and HenryFebruary 28ArticleFebruary 28$1 tier & up 9 11 Skye Hoshi: Anime Girl with Gus and RockyFebruary 5ArticleFebruary 5$1 tier & up 4 6 Voyage of the Rock Aliens with Gus and MegJanuary 27ArticleJanuary 27$1 tier & up 7 2 Chainsaw Man with Gus and HenrySPOILERS UP TO THE REZE ARC. We're starting our 2026 Patreon selection with some peak Shonen anime! Chainsaw Man is more near and dear to our hearts than I think most people who follow us know, and now we're going to rev up that heart and cut loose!ImageJanuary 10Public 0 13 A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding with Meg and AddisonWelcome back to the very real and very economically stable country of Aldovia, where it's time to save Christmas by preserving the royal line! The real Christmas miracle is that these Netflix non-movies keep somehow getting even crazier sequels.ArticleDec 5, 2025Public 0 7 After We Collided with Gus and AddisonSep 9, 2025ArticleSep 9, 2025$1 tier & up 19 18

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