$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$3/moDo The Right ThingHiddenYou're supporting the show and we're VERY grateful!
This tier simply exists so you can choose to fund us the equivalent of the cost of a Kellogg's Variety Pack for each episode we put out. Do remember that Patreon will take their % which is the equivalent of the Coco Pops.
Should you want to pay more than $3 then a) GREAT! b) please note that because of Patreon's tiered fees anything from $3.01 to $4.96 means we'll receive less than from $3, and from $4.97 to $5.54 means a smaller % of your cash will go to the show. But $5.55 and upwards is a land of plenty for all!
$7/moDo The Longer Episode ThingHiddenThis tier enables you to chip in the cost of a pint of craft beer, or an overpriced rubber duck we found on eBay towards each episode. In return, as well as our undying gratitude, we'll give you access to a longer, looser and arguably lovelier version of each episode. By which we mean pretty much unedited. Compare this version with the official version and marvel at Producer Ben's editing skills.
$12/moDo The Written Thanks ThingHiddenBung us nearly a tenner (£ fans) per episode and not only will we be flabbergasted, we'll give you the longer edit (as per the tier above) and we'll also give you a written thanks on the blurb of a future episode. Please note that this will be an episode of our choosing and you may not be the only person given a written credit (depending on the popularity - or otherwise - of this tier).
$20/moDo The Verbal Thanks ThingHiddenFund us per episode at a level which could afford us, should we want it, a "Up To No Good Wizard Personalised Hen Party Hoodie" (found online for £15.97 - approximately $20 at time of writing), then not only will we question your sanity and give you the longer edit of each episode, but we'll also give you a verbal thanks within a future episode. Please note that this will be an episode of our choosing and you may not be the only person thanked (depending on the popularity - or otherwise - of this tier). Please also notice that 'thanks' from Michael Legge may well incorporate swearing.