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Dumb Runner

@dumbrunnerTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 4, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
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creating original, commercial-free satire.

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Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.

Paid members
624
2.1% · 30 days
Total audience
860
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross
$3.6K

$2.9K–$4.4K modeled range

Starting price
$3/mo
7 membership tiers
Membership tiers

Where the 860 observed tier members sit

$027.4%$332.8%$627.7%

Largest observed tier is $3 The "Mmm... Pi..."— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree23627.4% of observed tier members
$3/moThe "Mmm... Pi..."28232.8% of observed tier members
$6/moThe Orange Mocha Frappuccino23827.7% of observed tier members
$10/moThe Perfect 10758.7% of observed tier members
$12/moThe "Eww, Gross!"121.4% of observed tier members
$20/moThe Harriet Tubman91% of observed tier members
$30/moThe Robber Baron80.9% of observed tier members
Growth signals — Dumb Runner
+2.1%

624 paid members · past 30 days

Membership
624602580
May 202615 weeks trackedNow
Dumb Runner624 members · $3.6K/mo

The chart only uses Dumb Runner's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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Only Dumb Runner has a comparable public 30-day member gain; at least one measured peer is needed for a cohort rank.Ranking data · includes stale rows
Dumb Runner's 30-day member gain rank in Recommended cohort
RankCreator and why included30-day member gainGap vs Dumb RunnerFreshness
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Dumb RunnerProfileWriting30-day member gain position in Recommended cohort
+13ReferenceAug 4, 2026Stale
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Jonathan L. HowardWritingContent relevance + business context
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 14, 2026
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McSweeney's Internet TendencyWritingContent relevance + business context
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 7, 2026
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Wait But WhyWritingContent relevance + business context
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 14, 2026
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Laura AntoniouWritingContent relevance + business context
30-day comparison unavailableNot comparableAug 5, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Dumb Runner; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

37Posts total3 postsLast month100%Members-only

Previews available for 37 posts

Image Latest post$3.14 tier & upHappy Monday! Here's Some Stuff

Hello, everyone! Here are three things on my mind as we start another week. 1. Expiration Dates Such as those on our packs of naloxone, aka

Yesterday at Aug 4 crawl 5 likes 6 comments
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffHello, everyone! Here are three things on my mind as we stare down the barrel of another week. 1. Unpublished drafts* ... ... such as this oArticleJune 1$3.14 tier & up 15 11
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffLocked Happy Monday! Here's Some Stuff June 29 8 9ArticleJune 29$3.14 tier & up 8 9
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffLocked Happy Monday! Here's Some Stuff April 20 23 9ArticleApril 20$3.14 tier & up 23 9
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffLocked Happy Monday! Here's Some Stuff July 20 5 4ArticleJuly 20$3.14 tier & up 5 4
Signed Copies of "The Running Dictionary"—You Guys Get First Dibs!Locked Signed Copies of "The Running Dictionary"—You Guys Get First Dibs! April 16 10 13ArticleApril 16$3.14 tier & up 10 13
Important Note: Changes Are Coming to Dumb Runner's Facebook Page, and They Might (MIGHT!) Affect YouLocked Important Note: Changes Are Coming to Dumb Runner's Facebook Page, and They Might (MIGHT!) Affect You April 1 6 20ArticleApril 1$3.14 tier & up 6 20
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffLocked Happy Monday! Here's Some Stuff June 22 10ArticleJune 22$3.14 tier & up 0 0
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffHello, everyone! Here are three things on my mind, such as it is.ArticleJune 8$3.14 tier & up 8 3
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffLocked Happy Monday! Here's Some Stuff July 27 5 4ArticleJuly 27$3.14 tier & up 5 4
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffHello, everyone! Here are three things on my mind as we start another week. 1. Celebrity Autographs I sincerely hope you're able to view itImageJuly 13$3.14 tier & up 0 0
Happy Monday! Here's Some StuffHello, everyone! Here are three things on my mind as we start another week. 1. Pie I celebrated Independence Day, in part, by doing a 68-milImageJuly 6$3.14 tier & up 5 1
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