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@fortunekitTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 2, 2026 · stalePublic earnings

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Covering the least important stories in music..

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Identity, tiers, posts, and visible counts come from the latest public Patreon observation. Growth compares available public snapshots. Revenue is labeled observed only when Patreon exposes it; otherwise it is modeled from public membership and tier signals.

Paid members

365

2% · 30 days

Total audience

925

incl. free followers

Observed monthly earnings

$1.7K

Starting price

$5/mo

2 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Where the 925 observed tier members sit

$060.5%$539.5%

Largest observed tier is $0 Free— the bar only uses public tier patron counts.

$0/moFree56060.5% of observed tier members

$5/moGene Simmons All-Access ($12,495 Value)36539.5% of observed tier members

Growth signals — Fortune Kit

+2%

365 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

365362358

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

Fortune Kit365 members · $1.7K/mo

The chart only uses Fortune Kit's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

Creator comparisons

Where Fortune Kit ranks

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Ranking data · includes stale rows

Fortune Kit's paid members rank in Recommended cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Paid members	Gap vs Fortune Kit	Freshness
#1	Chilluminati PodcastPodcastsContent relevance + business context	751	386 more	Aug 13, 2026
#2	Fortune KitProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort	365	Reference	Aug 2, 2026Stale
#3	Brian Vander ArkPodcastsContent relevance + business context	171	194 fewer	Aug 15, 2026
#4	ECHO'S BONESMusicContent relevance + business context	153	212 fewer	Aug 15, 2026
#5	Tim EastonPodcastsContent relevance + business context	136	229 fewer	Aug 5, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around Fortune Kit; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

83Posts total2 postsLast month25%Members-only

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Audio Latest postPublic312 - Hague House

All of the latest stories in music are about pissing and shitting and farting. There's just no getting around it. Also The Hague is having a

Yesterday at Aug 2 crawl 9 likes 2 comments

311 - People Who Can From NothingMuppets are predisposed to be bad musicians (not enough fingers) and waterpark line-skipper Boosie tried to buy a Trump pardon from Jacob WoAudioJuly 17Public 11 1 310 - The Most Vile of the Devil's SnaresAI chatbots are gifted kids, Taylor Swift is a quasi-cheerleader, and Morrissey has relentlessly faced the slings and arrows of the most vilAudioJuly 10Public 8 2

309 - Dumb PodcastThe tragic and unforeseeable divorce of Jelly Roll and Bunnie XO is undercut by juvenile stories about stage pooping and crowd pooping. SubsAudioJuly 3$5 tier & up 9 1

308 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 3: Dawn Protocol (ft. Raina Douris)The moral of this story is… If you have mental health issues, if you're depressed, if you feel disconnected from other people, just post onAudioJune 26Public 8 4 307 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 2 (ft. Hesse Deni & Raina Douris)Female jinns, Gandhi lasagna, white walls, 2.3 trillion galaxies, and the drug you've never heard of. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon. EAudioJune 19Public 13 1 306 - Ataraxia Book Club Part 1 (ft. Hesse Deni & Raina Douris)Hesse and Raina join us for a spiritual journey into rooms where Garfield went corporate and money was implied. Subscribe to Fortune Kit onAudioJune 12Public 14 2

305 - Mister HardmaxxingGarfield wants to be Muslim, C+C Music Factory wants to perform for Genghis Khan, and Matt Walsh wants more conservative music even though hArticleJune 5$5 tier & up 6 3

Sugar We All End Up in Diapers (From Podcast About List)I think PAL is going to compile all the songs from their Benjamin Button series so I've held off from uploading this song to YouTube/streamiAudioMay 30$5 tier & up 0 0

304 - Garfield and the Prophet Mohammad Had Different Thoughts on MondaysThe vulnerable narcissist. The shaved GOAT. The Zionist hologram. All this and more on today's Fortune Kit. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on PatrAudioMay 29Public 11 5 303 - Is It OK to Be a Landlord If You're in a Polucule?The Blue Wiggle tries to beef with Oasis and the Washington Post pivots to the least successful ragebait of all time. Subscribe to Fortune KAudioMay 15Public 15 2 302 - Pussycat Dolls Should Be Bob Dylan's Backup SingersMetallica has a whiskey that they blast with their own music to bring out the flavors more better. Soulja Boy has a brand new social media sAudioMay 8Public 8 3

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