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$1.08/moForever FanHiddenThank you for being a Fan! Traveled down the road and back again... You know why you're my forever fan? And my favorite fan? (Shh... don't tell the other guys) Because at $1 a month, you're probably a lifer. So yeah. I dig you hard.
$3.38/moFun FanHiddenFans, just wanna have Fuh-un...I feel a pressure to write different things for each tier. But I have a feeling most people pick tiers by price, not by what I offer. Because I have nothing to offer except my everlasting gratitude.
$8.88/moLucky FanHiddenMuch prosperity and luck to you, Lucky Fan!You get nothing except the pleasure of supporting me! You know why? I JUST Learned that NO benefits means no sales tax! YAY!One day when I have something to offer, all early Patrons get grand-mothered in! I'm serious. I'll remember you one day. Just send me a message NOW and tell me what you will wish for and one day when I have that ability I will try to grant that wish (who knows, it may be sooner than you think!)
$22.88/moBest FanHiddenYou're my Best Fan, You're a Real Bad B!#@$, Got that big money . . .JOIN this tier with a seriously fantastic human and be remembered and recognized when I have the ability one day to thank you properly. Also, don't you wanna be a Real Bad B!#@$ ?
$88.88/moStan FanHiddenWell. Since someone ACTUALLY became my BEST Fan, and I can only have one BEST Fan, I have made this new tier for YOU. I can get just ONE THOUSAND Stan Fans, maybe I can quit my job and do this full time. JK. I would need like, maybe 2000 Stan Fans to quit my job because in order to do this full time I would need to pay people because I am a mess on my own. Sigh. One can dream!! Also just kidding, a girl could use more Best Fans, and Fun Fans, and Fans, any time. I appreciate you ALL! Especially you, still reading this. Don't you have anything better to do?! JK love you. That's right. This tier? you get nothing. BTW. NO BENEFITS mean your donation is TAX FREE! https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360043054911-Patreon-s-Sales-Tax-Requirements
$888.88/moFantasy FanHiddencuz this tier's is Sweet Sweet Fantasy, Baby....but...a Girl's Got a Dream,and a Girl's Gotta Dream!Same thing, no 'benefits' in my tiers means no sales tax... BUTttt.. that doesn't mean you won't get some benefits coming your way... the Karmic kind, ok?! get your head outta the gutter.