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$1/moMODERATELY GRIMHiddenNAME FEATURED IN VIDEO
You are my hero, and you allowed me to eat macaroni and cheese for one more day. Plus, I'll put your name or pseudonym in my video.
$3/moQUITE GRIMHiddenNAME FEATURED IN VIDEO
You get the gratitude, the name in the video and I will meditate on how wonderful a person you are, and make a small sacrifice to strengthen your bond and communion with ancient deities.
$5/moEXCEEDINGLY GRIMHiddenNAME FEATURED IN MY VIDEO
Aside from your name being featured in my upcoming videos, and the occult ritual, a totem will be crafted in your honor and hung around an altar for ritualistic use. Plus, I can eat something more substantial like Jack In The Box.
$10/moMOST GRIMHiddenNAME READ IN THE END CREDITS OF FUTURE VIDEOS!You are top tier grim and have my undying thanks. Your name will be whispered to one of a handful of shadowy beings that act as liaison to our cosmic benefactors. This may put you in their favor when they return to the surface and reclaim dominion.
$15/moFAR TOO GRIMHiddenNAME READ IN THE END CREDITS OF FUTURE VIDEOS!You're crazy for this one. I have devoted my whole life to the arcane and occult arts, and I have never seen someone so committed to the ancient ones, and to bottom tier Youtube content. I will put your name in my videos in biiiiig text, do the ritual, create the totem, whisper the name, and anything I can to repay your kindness.
$20/moHOW COULD YOU BE SO GRIM?HiddenNAME READ IN THE END CREDITS OF FUTURE VIDEOS!You have awoken the sleeping ones. They have heard your name and count you among their servants. I will include your name in the credits somehow more prominently than others.
$25/moUNFATHOMABLE GRIMNESSHiddenNAME READ IN THE END CREDITS OF FUTURE VIDEOS!My mind has shattered... The absurdity of your generosity exceeds rational thought. I've lost track of who I am, where I've been, but in my dreams I see it. In transient imagery and waking nightmares.