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Hot Dranks18+
@hotdranksTracked since May 2026
creating Podcast.
Paid members20
-4.8% past 30 days
Total audience67
incl. free followers
Estimated monthly gross$40
$20-$60 modeled range
Starting price$1/mo
7 membership tiers
Membership tiers
Pricing and benefits captured publicly
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$0/moFreeHiddenPatron count not public
$1/moGlory of the Sun (Celestial Kingdom)HiddenThis tier is if you just want to contribute to our booze fund. But really, thanks for nothing. $1? That’s all you got? This isn’t the widow’s mite, but it’s pretty close.
$3/moGlory of the Moon (Terrestrial Kingdom)HiddenThis is where stuff get’s real. With this tier you get access to two Demitasse episodes a month. Sister Twaint’s would want you to know that demitasse means half cup in French, but no one cares.
$5/moGlory of the Stars (Telestial Kingdom)HiddenOk. Now we are getting into it. $5! That is like the tithing of an 11 yr old! CONGRATS! Not only do you get the two Demitasse episodes per month you also get....
A ministering “visit” (close quote) from each Sister Twaint and Brother Coffee. This visit might be a blog post, a short video or a short recording that we’ll share on Patreon, JUST FOR YOU.
$10/moGlory of my Butthole (Outer Darkness)HiddenTEN DOLLARS. I mean, I’d do a lot for $10. But with this $10 this gets you the TWO demitasse episodes, the monthly ministering “visits” (close quote) from both Twaint and Coffee.
AND
You get access to our NEW podcast episodes “Twaint and Coffee’s guides to Leaving Mormonism.” We know a lot of you are newly out, or on your way out and we want to help you. Because a world with fewer Mormons is a better one. So we’ll talk about not wearing garments, and how we started drinking, and letting go of guilt about porn, and different ways we talked to our kids, etc, etc, etc. Have a topic you want us to discuss?? GIVE US YOUR MONEY AND THEN TELL US WHAT TO TALK ABOUT!!
$20/moThe Glory of Gary (Hot Dranks Kingdom)HiddenOK. Wow. $20. I’m pretty turned on right now. I love a crisp $20 bill.
So here is what you get - 2 monthly Demitasse. A Monthly Ministering “Visit” (close quote) from each of us, access to the podcast “Twaint and Coffee’s guide to Leaving Mormonism.”
AND
A monthly Tarot reading for you and all the others that have attained the Glory of Gary. You know Twaint and Coffee are witches, right? And we’re magic? So let us read your cards.
$50/moGlory of Justin Theroux’s Grey SweatsHiddenThe Spit in my Mouth Kingdom
This is really the pinnacle. This is for the real, true SUPER gentle listener. The rough listener, as it were.
You get all of the heretofore aforementioned benefits - 2 demitasse, ministering “visits” (close quote,) the secret podcast “Twaint and Coffee’s Guide to Leaving Mormonism,” and the monthly Zoom Cocktail Hours
PLUS
The top secret, exclusive, hard to access, HOT DRANKS AFTER DARK where we talk about the real nitty gritty - sex, moms, sex with moms (theoretically - ask Twaint if she’s gonna have sex with some moms) WHATEVER. The dirtiest dirt of the dirt.
Growth signals — Hot Dranks
-4.8%
Membership20 paid members · past 30 days
212120
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
$40
Estimated grossest. monthly · Low confidence
$42$41$40
May 202624 weeks trackedNow
Hot Dranks
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Rank by paid members#5 of 51 behind Fangirl Happy Hour
30-day growth-4.8%Rival growth unavailable
Next to overtake0members behind FatBoysRun
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