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Jesus H. Chris
@jesushchrisTracked since May 2026
Observed Aug 6, 2026 · staleModeled revenue
is creating unnecessary problems for himself..
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$3/moThe Cheapskate(oops, i mean "The Discerning Consumer")thank you for your service
$3/moThe Democratic Front ...they put a new limit on characters in the title. now it's not funny.same as the previous tier but with a funnier name (except that they put a new limit on characters in the title and now it's not funny)
$7/moNudes & Other Regrettable Contenteverything in the previous tier plus..don't worry, no nudesrandom pontifications from the atrophied mind and life of Jesus H Chrisaccess to exclusive chat features! there is no champagne in the champagne room!
$7/moThe Gainfully Employedthank you very very much extremely generous and trusting and good looking person with a real job.everything in the previous tier plus ...access to exclusive chat rooms! You'll feel like Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut!the self-satisfaction of having listened to your parents/ caregivers and not spent your formative years headbanging to Slayer records when you should have been going to school or working towards a well-paying career, like someone else i know did.
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Jesus H. Chris does not yet have a measured paid-member count. 0 of 7 cohort creators are measured for this metric.Ranking data · includes stale rows| Rank | Creator and why included | Paid members | Gap vs Jesus H. Chris | Freshness |
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| Not ranked | Jesus H. ChrisProfilePodcastsPaid members position in Recommended cohort | Not measured | Reference | Aug 6, 2026Stale |
| Not ranked |  João DiasPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 6, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  GoCharliePodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 6, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Jack GrahamPodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 6, 2026 |
| Not ranked |  Joaco L.PodcastsCategory, audience, pricing & cadence | Not measured | Not comparable | Aug 6, 2026 |
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What they publish
Recent posts
98Posts total7 postsLast month66.7%Members-only
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Article Latest post$3 tier & upAUS/ NZ presale opens in about 22mins?Latest post AUS/ NZ presale opens in about 22mins? Locked AUS/ NZ presale opens in about 22mins? Yesterday 19 15
Yesterday at Aug 6 crawl 19 likes 15 commentsNo Longer Young "single"/ lyric videohere's the final "single" (eye-roll) before the full At Peace LP is out this Friday. The song is called "No Longer Young" and it was writtenVideoApr 29, 2025Public 196 99
Cat Guy (lyric video)YouTube Cat Guy (lyric video) Meow. Apr 14, 2025 186 110VideoApr 14, 2025$3 tier & up 186 110
At Peace Lyric Video #2A song so nice we lyric-video-ed it twice! you guys wanted a scoop?? you're getting this 7 minutes before the rest of the world! MuahahahahaAudioMar 24, 2025$3 tier & up 102 42
At PeaceHi this is an animated interpretation/ lyric video of our song “At Peace” from the forthcoming LP of the same name, “At Peace”. The interpreAudioMar 10, 2025Public 282 189Australia & Aotearoa Tour 2027 Presale Thingif you click on this link I believe it will take you to a presale registration thing for tickets. (remember back in the old days when you cArticle3 days ago at Aug 6 crawlPublic 60 22A Petition for Your Consideration"We, the undersigned Canadians, support the Canadian Museum for Human Rights, its leadership, and the curatorial independence that is essentArticle4 days ago at Aug 6 crawl$3 tier & up 57 3
Mixing a new Agassiz recording (aka it's getting dark in the rabbit holes)Locked Mixing a new Agassiz recording (aka it's getting dark in the rabbit holes) July 28 68 22ArticleJuly 28$3 tier & up 68 22
A Brief History of My PedalboardLocked A Brief History of My Pedalboard July 24 76 25ArticleJuly 24$3 tier & up 76 25
"Something Needs To Die (But Maybe It's Not You)" guitar play throughLocked "Something Needs To Die (But Maybe It's Not You)" guitar play through July 20 75 14 2:59AudioJuly 20$3 tier & up 75 14
Stuff: Voivod, Less Talk repress, Next Episode Plot ThickeningHere is the link to the Less Talk More Rock 30th anniversary re-issue pre-order!AudioJuly 14Public 93 54Next Episode Ideas?54 Next Episode Ideas? Locked Next Episode Ideas? July 9 28 130ArticleJuly 9$3 tier & up 28 130
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