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KevlarCondom

@kevlarcondomTracked since May 2026

Observed Aug 3, 2026 · staleModeled revenue

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creating ¡Absolutely Nothing!.

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Paid members

0% · 30 days

Total audience

incl. free followers

Estimated monthly gross

$1.5K

$1K–$2K modeled range

Starting price

$1,000/mo

3 membership tiers

Membership tiers

Pricing and benefits captured publicly

Patreon is not exposing patron counts by tier for this creator, so this section shows public prices and benefits only.

$0/moFreePublic prices and benefits only

$1,000/moGet no benefits at all.You just gave a multimillionaire 1/1000th of a million dollars! Woot.

$15,000/moMoney to burn!What's 15k between friends. If you ever get to Seattle, I'll give you a one time Tesla ride upto 180mph, and a hands on tour of the personal meteorite museum.

Growth signals — KevlarCondom

1 paid members · past 30 days

Membership

121

May 202615 weeks trackedNow

KevlarCondom1 members · $1.5K/mo

The chart only uses KevlarCondom's observed public history. Comparison peers are listed below, but comparable trend series are not available yet.

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Where KevlarCondom ranks

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Estimated gross in Content & vibe cohort

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Ranking data · includes stale rows

KevlarCondom's estimated gross rank in Content & vibe cohort
Rank	Creator and why included	Estimated gross	Gap vs KevlarCondom	Freshness
#2	Joe ScottWritingProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	$2.5K	$998 more	Aug 12, 2026
#3	Ben PatreonWritingProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	$1.6K	$126 more	Aug 15, 2026
#4	KevlarCondomProfileWritingEstimated gross position in Content & vibe cohort	$1.5K	Reference	Aug 3, 2026Stale
#5	Something AwfulWritingProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	$842	$658 fewer	Aug 11, 2026
#6	Kris LorischildWritingProfile, tiers & post-preview similarity	$368	$1.1K fewer	Aug 6, 2026

The rank uses the full fixed cohort. This table shows up to five creators around KevlarCondom; the coverage summary above still counts everyone.

What they publish

Recent posts

6Profile posts0 postsLast month81.8%Members-only

Previews available for 11 of 6 posts

Article Latest post$1000 tier & upCan't kill patreon...

Dec 30, 2021

Dec 30, 2021 0 likes 4 comments

Patreon Must DieI have written over 8900 words thst have all been automatically deleted by patreon.ArticleAug 26, 2021Public 0 0 Not 100% EV yet.Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1000 tier & up 1 2 Finally Seattle is back!Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1000 tier & up 0 0 So... The election....Sep 18, 2020ArticleSep 18, 2020$1000 tier & up 1 1 Woot! Free money!Aug 31, 2020ArticleAug 31, 2020$1000 tier & up 1 4 Can't kill patreon...Dec 30, 2021ArticleDec 30, 2021$1000 tier & up 0 4 Patreon Must DieI have written over 8900 words thst have all been automatically deleted by patreon.ArticleAug 26, 2021Public 0 0 Not 100% EV yet.Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1000 tier & up 1 2 View 0 commentsFinally Seattle is back! Sep 23, 2020ArticleSep 23, 2020$1000 tier & up 0 0 So... The election....Sep 18, 2020ArticleSep 18, 2020$1000 tier & up 1 1

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