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$1/moYOU'RE IN THE CLUB!HiddenWelcome to the team, champ! First up, Regionals, then Nationals, then World Championships. Let's do this, baby! For just $1 per month you'll be part of the creative engine! Let's go for a spin!
$3/moLEAGUE OF HEROESHiddenWoah, we're doing something special here! You've made it into the League of Heroes - why? Because you're a HERO. MY HERO. Let's do this.
$10/moALL THE HUGS. YOU GET ALL THE HUGS.HiddenI think we've got a game-changer in the room. You're clearly some kind of MAVERICK. You don't play by the rules. You're here to change them. OK, rockstar, let's do this together!
$25/moI'M GETTING EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOWHiddenStop it right now! You're making my eyes go blurry and it's making me type weird. I think I'm in LOVE. I'm not even afraid to say it. There. It's out there. Everyone knows it. This is something truly beautiful. You, are someone truly beautiful. You get access to a part of my heart I usually reserve only for dessert. For real. THANK YOU!
$100/moSERIOUSLY?! YOU ARE SOME KIND OF GOD!HiddenNo way, I refuse to believe there are people this awesome out there! Are you for real?! Are you just put on this earth to be AMAZING?! I mean... thank you! Times a gazillion. You'll get a hand-signed copy of each paperback you support, with a personalised message inside! You can also help me name a character - let's make a shortlist together, and I want you to choose the one that goes in!
$1000/moPURE LEGEND. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.HiddenWell this is obviously insane. Are you sure?! Let's talk this over. You don't wanna rush into anything... You're definitely the bill-payer, right? Kids, if you're using your parents' laptop, for the love of god put it back - please don't make this the way you troll them. I'm sure they're good people. Wait, you're the right person? And you're still reading? Have you been drinking?! Look, if you're sober, and you're sure... consider this you commissioning an entire short story. For real. Pick the themes you're interested in, and I'll turn it into something special. And your name will carry immortal status in the aforementioned club in perpetuity.